by SMURF_THAT_HATES_MEYER July 9, 2004
Get the Ass-Crotchmug. When your thighs get unnaturally cold from holding a cold beverage between your legs.A change of bodily position and/or drink location are key in noticing this phenomenon.
After holding my soda in my lap driving to work, I got wicked pop crotch when I finally got out of my car.
by Sooper Jon April 12, 2007
Get the Pop Crotchmug. fast bike with allot of go go go . . usually rules the streets , drag strip , and the track because of it's high weight / power ratio
jeez a honda civic has 140 hp and a crotch rocket has 140 hp and weighs 10 times less !!!! !! ! ! !! !! ! !
by motorcycleking April 4, 2003
Get the crotch rocketmug. by Orpus August 21, 2005
Get the crotch gauzemug. The fly in boxer briefs that can also be used as an inconspicuous pocket in which to secretly store items.
He hid the swiss army knife in his crotch pocket so his enemy would not descover it.
"Dude, where are we gonna hide the ganji?".. "Put it in your crotch pocket."
"Dude, where are we gonna hide the ganji?".. "Put it in your crotch pocket."
by slobobski April 6, 2010
Get the Crotch Pocketmug. A metric to determine if a woman is wifey material. A female that has had sex with a lot of men has high (and/or heavy) crotch mileage. The same way a used vehicle with a lots of mileage may have a lower blue book value; females with high (and/or heavy) crotch mileage are less desirable.
The chick I'm dating seems like wifey material, but I can't get over the fact that she's slept with 30+ guys, her crotch mileage is way too high for me.
by darbizwell March 4, 2009
Get the Crotch Mileagemug. Crotch Rat /kräCH rat/
A child/young person/the rat born of one's crotch
Crotch Rat can refer to a child or young person of any age, race, or gender, and can be used to insult both parent and child by suggesting that:
1. The child is a rat; a pest, annoyance, or irritation.
2. Said rat was produced by the crotch of it's parents, thus making them at fault.
A child/young person/the rat born of one's crotch
Crotch Rat can refer to a child or young person of any age, race, or gender, and can be used to insult both parent and child by suggesting that:
1. The child is a rat; a pest, annoyance, or irritation.
2. Said rat was produced by the crotch of it's parents, thus making them at fault.
Fuck off you little Crotch Rat!
Get your Crotch Rat out of here so I can spark this bowl.
Who's the twat that brought their Crotch Rat into the theater?
Get your Crotch Rat out of here so I can spark this bowl.
Who's the twat that brought their Crotch Rat into the theater?
by Chrijones July 24, 2012
Get the Crotch Ratmug.