crotch furby

A special kind of thong underwear that has a puff of fur covering the genital area. This puff looks not unlike a Furby , which was a popular doll in the 1990s. Crotch Furbys are worn only by extreme sluts who know that they will be prancing around in their underwear, and feel that a brightly colored fur puffs will enhance their overall physical appearance.

Joey's girlfriend wore a crotch furby to her big photoshoot because a regular thong doesn't look any good on her.

by Edwin! November 19, 2004

Pop Crotch

When your thighs get unnaturally cold from holding a cold beverage between your legs.A change of bodily position and/or drink location are key in noticing this phenomenon.

After holding my soda in my lap driving to work, I got wicked pop crotch when I finally got out of my car.

by Sooper Jon April 12, 2007

crotch rocket

fast bike with allot of go go go . . usually rules the streets , drag strip , and the track because of it's high weight / power ratio

jeez a honda civic has 140 hp and a crotch rocket has 140 hp and weighs 10 times less !!!! !! ! ! !! !! ! !

by motorcycleking April 4, 2003

crotch skim

When you are walking and your swaying arm or hand hits the thigh or crotch area of another guy. It is usually followed by an awkward sorry.

I knew I had no chance being friends with Billy after I crotch skimmed him walking to BK.

Guy 1: Dude I touched this guys dick today!
Guy 2: What? Why?
Guy 1: Well not purposefully, I was walking with this guy and my hand hit him square in the balls

by hodo15 July 29, 2009

Crotch Goat

Someone who cuts or chews pubic hair with their teeth, as a goat would eat grass.

"I let that guy go down on me, but he was a total crotch goat so it was such a turn-off."

by heyheyheyhey12345asdf April 1, 2010

Crotch Pocket

The fly in boxer briefs that can also be used as an inconspicuous pocket in which to secretly store items.

He hid the swiss army knife in his crotch pocket so his enemy would not descover it.

"Dude, where are we gonna hide the ganji?".. "Put it in your crotch pocket."

by slobobski April 6, 2010

Crotch Crumbs

These are the crumbs of food that miss your mouth and fall into your crotch. Crotch Crumbs occur most often in movie theatres, dark-lit rooms, and most often when one viciously shovels food into their mouth for reasons unknown.

'Hey, Ron. Can you pass me the popcorn?'
'There's none left in the bag but you can have my crotch crumbs'.

by Walt Diznay August 29, 2010