by f.zappa March 19, 2009
The best time for clams is early in the day, but the Bearded Clams are so good, you need to see a dentist for a hair cut
by spikenstein January 04, 2004
when your ass is inundated with fur, that, no matter how hard u shave, it keeps cuming back... also, it is imposible to wipe your bum clean. nice
by Harriers Mad January 21, 2009
When a man attempts to grow a beard but his facial hair is so thin and inconsistent, it's as if it were a baby beard
by GlazeHer April 22, 2015
1. Disastrous facial hair.
2. Phrase used as an expletive to describe the owner of said faical hair.
3. Aftermath of administering a rim job
See also: chin squig, bum fluff, bunting, goon features, W. G. Grace, Robin Cook, The Blunkett, Spinoza, crumpet head, croon muncher, toffee cheeks, Malcolm Glazer
2. Phrase used as an expletive to describe the owner of said faical hair.
3. Aftermath of administering a rim job
See also: chin squig, bum fluff, bunting, goon features, W. G. Grace, Robin Cook, The Blunkett, Spinoza, crumpet head, croon muncher, toffee cheeks, Malcolm Glazer
John shouted at Nick 'Oi, Shit Beard! Shave you twat!' As Nick was the owner of a preposterous chin squig, he relented and consented, to much jubilation.
by Beans v The G May 19, 2005
The unfortunate male disorder where the penis is one quarter the circumference of a #2 pencil. Usually in the case of this "Micro Penis" the shaft has been covered with pubes just under the mushroom cap of the penis.
Girl - "You got to be fucking kidding me...!"
Guy - "What?" (as he stands there with pants around ankles)
Girl - "Ummm your dick looks like a bearded mesquito."
Guy - "Fuck you, most chicks think it's cute."
Girl - "It may be cute, but it's useless to me as I can get off better using a half eaten wet triscuit cracker on my clit"
Guy - "What?" (as he stands there with pants around ankles)
Girl - "Ummm your dick looks like a bearded mesquito."
Guy - "Fuck you, most chicks think it's cute."
Girl - "It may be cute, but it's useless to me as I can get off better using a half eaten wet triscuit cracker on my clit"
by dangchicago April 17, 2009
When having sex on the beach after engaging in intercourse for a while, slip yourself and stick your penis in the sand. After coating yourself nicely place yourself back into your female companion and hang on for the ride.
We were at the beach and she was hassling me so I decided to slip her the bearded shrimp while going at it.
by smeghead February 04, 2005