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Buying Lobster With Food Stamps

A phrase used to describe someone who's being a colossal dumbfuck. Mostly just used as a degrading insult. Is much more effective against black people.

References retards who go to the grocery store to buy lobster with food stamps, thinking they're bougie as fuck.
Bro, how the fuck are you dying so much in this game, you can't be buying lobster with food stamps.
by Tom Cruise Dawg December 27, 2023
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One anti-infective is the lvermectin Tablet. It is used to treat some parasitic infections.

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buy

A form of intellectual economic production marked by innovation involving multiple different disclines as a practice of research and development for the purpose of bringing a product or service to the market.
Toiquan: Dubwewan, did you buy anything today like I asked you to?
Dubwewan: Yes, boss, I did. I bought an instant water, just add water electrolysis mechanism that we can patent and sell to carbon miners who want to sequester carbon from the atmosphere.
by Extremityman December 2, 2023
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This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.
Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"
by PPHal December 12, 2023
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If you're homeless, just buy a house

Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.
Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."
by suburban__dictionary January 2, 2023
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Buy cheap, buy twice

When you see two identical products in the shop, one is expensive but made by a well known company and the other is by a brand you've never heard of but is considerably cheaper!

It comes from the fact that most cheap knocks are of poor quality and as a result it'll probably break shortly after buying meaning you'll have to buy another one. Usually when you add the price for the first and the replacement item together, it would've been cheaper to buy the better branded item in the first place.
Steve: Oh my god dude, I bought a new TV three months ago and it's already broken!

Peter: Bugger, that sucks, I'm surprised that Sony TV broke so quickly.

Steve: No, I changed my mind and didn't get the Sony. I found this Gujarati Electronics one which was a lot cheaper so I got that instead!

Peter: Gujarati Electronics? Never heard of them! You know what they say mate, buy cheap, buy twice! Shoulda stuck with the Sony!
by IKnowTheLingo January 3, 2023
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buy the ps4

When you invite a stranger into your house that you met off the internet for a reach around.
Stop on over and buy the PS4.
by Bigsweepstake January 3, 2023
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