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Britain

A country largely known by Irish people as: "Those pompous pricks who stole our country". Britain felt that, as the Irish were incapable of coherent thought, they would be doing us a favour by coming into our country, killing our people and forcing their language and religion down our throats. They are infamous for producing the "Black and Tans", a group of disgusting thugs who murdered a great deal of Irish people throughout the early 20th century. They held the greatest nation captive for seven hundred years - and succeeded in making us speak their language. They still hold six counties in the North of Ireland, as they successfully brainwashed the people there into believing that they WERE British.

Pompous person 1: "I do say, King Henry VIII, oughn't we do something about that silly little island next door? I do believe they speak some incoherent Gaelic language, and it is not nearly as coherent and wonderful as our beautiful language. They haven't got the same intelligence as we have in Britain."

King Henry VIII: "Yes, yes, do whatever you want, I've got a wife to execute! I do agree that our culture of murder and pillage is far better than whatever they do. Not that I know anything about them."

by Hollamachine October 15, 2011

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