The Corpse Bride

A gay knock-off of The Nightmare Before Christmas directed by Tim Burton.

The Corpse Bride was such a crappy movie that it made me choke my grandma.

by RaptorineDream January 2, 2006

Braveheart

Performing cunnilingus on a menstruating female before having intercouse. Upon completion, you must chant the words "free at last."

Friend 1: "Dude, I just bravehearted this bitch."
Friend 2: "You fucking stroke, that's sick!"
Friend 1: "Meh, I took one for the team."

by Hejny August 28, 2006

brave new world

book by some anti-totalitarianist

Warns against the creation of a new world order.

Be vigilant people!

hey i remember this book it was by uh... that dude

george orwell??

by waffle September 30, 2003

bribery offer

in times of bradvoidence a bribery offer is neccessary to intervene in group sessions. offers include food, entertainment, or various forms of contraband. items are consumed although known to leave a bitter taste

Noid - quick turn out the light its bradvoidence!
*door opens*
*foug enters*
foug - come on in brad
brad - I brought chocolates
Noid - hits unpause on nhl and shakes head

by foug January 11, 2005

professional bride

A woman who makes being a bride her profession. One who marries and remarries and remarries. She finds the perfect man, bats her eyes, drags him to the alter, drains him dry of finances and all self respect, then claims the man is not right with god and moves on to the next. This particular type of woman can usually be found in a church and can change religions almost as fast as she can recite vows.

The poor guy needed years of counseling after his brief encounter with that professional bride bitch.

She thinks she is a profssional bride but we all know it's just a step up from street walker.

She preaches her ass off but judges the world through her professional bride standards.

by Sass sha J May 25, 2010

Bivens

A person who got beaten up everyday in high school, and now spends all his time posting inane stuff on the internet. Bivens very rarely leaves the house, except to go to LAN parties so he can talk about how "leet" he is. May or may not be attracted to one of the Hanson brothers.

What, did you lose another girlfriend to Ditech.com? You're such a Bivens.

by Lunarian March 17, 2005

Bravegar

The bravery to tap a guy in the ass, with a dick, than to eat it out afterwards. Calling him Shirley and groping his manly nipples.

I hope he does a Bravegar to me.

by Jinxey June 29, 2016