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Zernt is a Dauntless Brewer
by lmaoxdlabored December 20, 2017
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Couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery

When someone is so incompetent that they quite literally couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery
Person 1: "Ere, look at 'im ovver yonder"
Person 2: "does tha mean malc?"
Person 1: "Ay, that's 'im"
Person 2 "Ay, dunt trust 'im, 'e couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery"
Person 1: "Ta, fer that advice"
by Proper Sheffield lad March 14, 2022
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Brewista

usually a hipster, who works at a coffee house and is in charge of making all the caffinated beverages customers order.
It would be so cool to work at Starbucks for a day and learn how to be a brewista and make all those drinks.
by djpokeyg March 17, 2012
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Brewer

A young stoner male with giant penis and has a lot of hoes but is humble and will make females cum.
Brewers got me high then he fucked me and his dick was so big it hurt.
by Campbell1 September 14, 2017
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brekyn

A crazy ass motherfucker. Loves to touch the hot girls with the big booties. Also attempt murder. They're stupid as fuck and look like fucking shit. Dont be friends with a dirty ass motherfucking cocksucking dickhead Brekyn.
Hot girl 1: holy shit that guy is fucking crazy
Hot girl 2: That's a Brekyn, for sure!
by therealmotherfuckingbitch December 20, 2014
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Wizard's Brew

Expression from Chris Fox's "Wizard's Brew."
Means a cock-up, or unholy mess. The name comes from a traditional beverage made by wizards. The recipe is secret, but is believed to involve raw alcohol, Sulphur and old potato peelings
This is a right wizard's brew,Huw
by Jonjo March 27, 2005
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brewer feet

a term used to describe the feet of a person that are particularly off-putting or abnormal. While most feet are not attractive, brewer feet are overly unsettling. Brewer feet may be smelly, dirty, or have some sort of disfigurement to the toes. There may also be bunions or misshaped toenails. There is generally some quality about the described appendages that makes them overtly disgusting. Most people with brewer feet favor wearing close-toed shoes in order to keep them under wraps. Flip-flops are not meant to be worn by people with brewer feet.
The nail technician winced when she saw the client scheduled for a pedicure took off her socks and revealed a set of brewer feet.

Laurel knew she had brewer feet and wisely chose a closed-toed pair of pumps for the party instead of strappy sandals.

After dropping a box on his foot while moving, the broken toenail and bruised toes gave John serious brewer feet.

The girl avoided shoe shopping because she was self conscious of her brewer feet.
by knowledgefairy December 10, 2010
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