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Adjusting the blinds

Masturbating in front of window and being caught.
Weatherman Joe Luzira of KUSI in San Diego pleading guilty to lewd conduct on January 31, 2011. He was seen masturbating in front of a glass door. His lawyer stated his was ADJUSTING THE BLINDS.
by mpfs79 March 3, 2011
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Pork Blinds

Unusually meaty outer vaginal lips.
I tried to throw it in Ginger last night but my dick kept getting caught in her pork blinds.
by DanaFX October 31, 2021
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acquired blindness

becoming attracted to someone or something after an initial encounter where there was no attraction
"Whoah, what happened to him?"
"He's got acquired blindness for that girl Amy. She's fricken ugly."
by Nately's Whore's Kid Sister November 4, 2011
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meme blind

"That brando is meme blind"
"Brando thinks "poop" is funny"
by Joe_mcd September 28, 2017
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Eating Blinds

When you do something really stupid out of pure panic. Or when you just royally screw up despite your best efforts not to.
JohnBob, really liked Brittany and wanted to be her boyfriend. Instead, he kept eating blinds and could never ask her out.
by Blondeterage September 18, 2012
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blind cosplay

explanation:
when you only feel like you are a character, even if you don't look like them.
ex. harry potter - you make a wand out of clay and put on a bathrobe and some glasses. it doesn't matter that the wand isn't the same color as harry's, or that you fake robe is a bathrobe. as long as it FEELS like you are the character, you can be the character

instructions:
- get your clothes prepared. they should be relevantly similar to the style of the character's clothes, but the color and pattern does not have to be the same (ex. if your character's clothes are gray, yours can be any color)
- gather your items. if the character has any additional items to their outfit, find some. maybe they have a book. again, it does not have to be the same book, as long as it feels the same
-go blind. turn of the lights or close your eyes. you won't be able to see your mismatched outfit. but, it feels like the characters outfit!

this is a great way to exercise your imagination and roleplay alone.

again with the harry potter example, you can pretend you are harry and talk to ron and hermione. all you need is some good imagination
yesterday, i blind cosplayed as a vampire!

i am going to blind cosplay as someone today. i dont even need to buy any costumes!
by linepte July 29, 2022
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mini blind

when a facial goes wrong and hits a girl in the eye!
my gf is scared of getting mini blinds!
by ur dumb November 29, 2004
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