Clayton Bennett

A Businessman from Oklahoma City, head of group that owns the Seattle Supersonics who is widely despised for his underhanded (yet obvious) tactics of purchasing the Seattle Supersonics for the sole purpose of moving the team from its home for the last forty years to one of the smallest markets in the country with a stadium that is no better than the one he is using as his excuse to move the team. He is also proof that having money and friends in high places can get you anything you want.

What's that smell? Oh yuk! I just got some Clayton Bennett on my shoe!

by bizzieb November 28, 2007

Bennett

A handsome person that beats up people named James

Aww Bennett Beat up another James

by Jeffy Boob January 19, 2020

bennifer

n.

1. An attractive couple that have money, fame and beauty yet are still universally hated by everyone.

adj.

1. A horrible combination that may ultimately bring about the apocalypse.
2. Combination of two things that seperately suck but when put together can achieve a level of sucking not understood by physics.

I got suckered into watching that bennifer movie and I started bleeding from the ears and eyes, which was a relief as then I couldn't see or hear the damn movie.

by Black August 1, 2003

bennyballs

A painful condition that occurs when your saggy scrotum rubs on the rear tire of your mountain bike.

After riding in Sedona, with loose fitting shorts, I was afflicted with a bad case of bennyballs and had to tape them up into my grundle.

by sackoyams September 17, 2013

Bennys adventure team

Bennys adventure is a team where you go on super fun adventures with Bennett. There’s always good luck when he’s around!

Bennys adventure team assemble

by Ventishat January 15, 2021

Bennylations

REJOICE! For you have finally found true enlightenment. It is said that those who read the ancient wisdom that lies within the mystical pages of the Bennylations not only obtain the purest enlightenment, they also gain access to their truest, deepest, most insatiable desires. As of yet, the Bennylations have not been disclosed in mainstream media but those loyal to the cause are sure to reap the glorious benefits that proceed with it.

REJOICE and worship Ben for he will guide you to salvation when the time arises for him to reveal himself to you.

Phil: Wow look at him he is so enlightened. I want to be like that.

Dave: He must have read The Bennylations!

by Benny_B0y May 10, 2022

to do a bennett

Going to las Vegas, getting proper turboed, waking tied up in hospital with an IV drip.

"Ahh man that guy is turboed, he's going to do a Bennett"

by bag, bagp May 14, 2015