REJOICE! For you have finally found true enlightenment. It is said that those who read the ancient wisdom that lies within the mystical pages of the Bennylations not only obtain the purest enlightenment, they also gain access to their truest, deepest, most insatiable desires. As of yet, the Bennylations have not been disclosed in mainstream media but those loyal to the cause are sure to reap the glorious benefits that proceed with it.
REJOICE and worship Ben for he will guide you to salvation when the time arises for him to reveal himself to you.
REJOICE and worship Ben for he will guide you to salvation when the time arises for him to reveal himself to you.
Phil: Wow look at him he is so enlightened. I want to be like that.
Dave: He must have read The Bennylations!
Dave: He must have read The Bennylations!
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