Drake Bell

Drake Bell. He was only awesome in Drake and Josh. But other than that, he's a complete fucking ass. And now, he's a registered sex offender due to him endangering and grooming a 15 year old girl. What a complete fucking dumbass. His music sucks. His personality makes you wanna punch him in the mouth so many times until he looks like a tweaker. Josh Peck from Drake and Josh wants nothing to do with him and I don't blame him at all. If you still like Drake Bell, then you're just plain old stupid. Just saying.

Drake Bell fan: "OMG! Drake is so hot, his music is so fantastic!"

Me: "Well, how about you go to church and ask God for your forgiveness because you're literally a fan of a fucking sex offender!"

Drake Bell fan: "You're just jealous because he's more nicer and more better looking than you are!"

Me: "Nah, I'm not jealous. He just sucks ass. Maybe if you have a fucking brain then you would for real understand!!"

by Shb99 February 2, 2022

unring the bell

The unfortunate realization that any given time sensitive condition cannot be undone.

I so wish that I didn't run over the kid while I was texting while driving. its just too late for that; can't unring the bell.

by YAWA May 14, 2015

Dairylea bell

The underneath of your helmet is so creamy and ridden with soft squiggy cheddar that even bleach cant get through its thick exterior. Much like a dairylea

Joe: Paddy check under my hood!
Paddy: Shit joe, thats one DairyLea bell
Joe: Na i've seen worse
Paddy: You don't get worse than a DairyLea bell, surely?
Joe: You should of seen my Burger sauce bell last week
Paddy: Oh yer, i had one of them. Phil had to get the wire brush out on me
Joe: Yeh even then it struggles to come off
Paddy: Yeh the scars tell there own story

by Dirty Fucking Keeg Kunt January 23, 2010

Bell Burn

The result of having shagged a slapper pink/brown/pink/brown all night which results in the end of your bellend turning red & swelling up with a somewhat unpleasant burning sensation for weeks on end.

Fellows is some what distressed after contracting the near fatal bell burn disease after a night of vaginal/Anal action

by Pwazza1234 January 20, 2009

the belle effect

The Belle Effect occurs when a guy tries to play a girl but ends up getting hooked on her while she walks away unscathed.

Uh oh. He's been hit by The Belle Effect.

by Bellesjar December 18, 2016

A Door Bell

It's "adorable" sounded out

Victoria is a door bell

by Squidsquidsquidsquid July 9, 2018

Welsh bell

Slang for fart

Oh no Gethin's dropped a Welsh bell - it stinks!

by Figggggg August 9, 2018