that feeling when you won a game you never played before

That Feeling. Ah. Yes. That Feeling. So Nice And Gentle.

Girl: Hey I just won a game I've never played before!
Other girl: Wow so cool, bet you got that feeling when you won a game you never played before...?

by Kiki's twin, kikiara May 7, 2020

You better check yourself before you wreck yourself

Colloquial slang coined in Tauranga, a small urban center situated in the central north island reigon of New Zealand. The term refers to an expression for ones need to consult a certified physician or other health specialist in regard to their sexual health, or lack thereof, that may result in serious sexual health concerns or the "Wrecking" of oneself.

" That looks like a nasty rash girl. You better check yourself before you wreck yourself."

or

"About last night.....You better check yourself before you wreck yourself."

by xXb0wd0wnXx March 18, 2011

You ever suck a real live dick before

A fantastic insult that will destroy the opposing party in an arguement

Hey buddy you ever suck a real live dick before?

by Yungfruitsnack6900 March 15, 2019

stop crying before i give you something to cry about

the phrase that every poc parent says to their kid to make them physically obstruct the concept of their body and stop crying after having the black smacked off of them.

parent: hits kid
kid: cries from pain
parent: stop crying before i give you something to cry about

by sweet-white-stuff June 21, 2023

S(he) wept be(f)ore before it even st(arted)

A variation of the S(he) be(lieved) meme with a bit more toot

‘S(he) wept be(f)ore before it even st(arted)‘

‘He farted’

by Goatdire May 3, 2022

seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids

you probably got this from an ad didnt you

you:seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids
some random dude:and...
you:idk didnt think id get this far

by hoiyah ur mum April 26, 2022

Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass

1. An expression a parent, guardian, or friend uses to tell another person to put down their furniture or there will be consequences

2. An expression people yell when somebody tries to hit them with their own furniture

1. John: *sees his child using a chair to charge at his older brother*
"Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!"

Child: Ok.

2. Fred: What do you have in your hand?

Justin: A treasure chest.

Fred: And what were you about to do with that treasure chest?
Justin: Hit you with it.

Fred: You know what you can do with that treasure chest?
Justin: What?
Fred: Nothing! Now put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!!

by theblimpmaster23 July 19, 2022