purple badger

A scally with a purple stripe down his hair.

Occasionally considers himself to be a model.

Jay is a purple badger.

by Sean Lloyd March 2, 2005

wadge badger

pork sword, spam javelin, beef bayonet, cock, trouser snake. commoly known as a penis.

"Hi Fred, what did you and that ugly bitch get up to last night then?"

"I inserted my wadge badger into that whore!"

"HAHAHA!"

by Alex Thomas....... July 3, 2006

The Honey Badger Technique

As your getting ready to eat out a girl you pull out your hidden honey badger and let it work it's magic.
Warning: may cause irreversible damage to a females reproductive organs.

Yea I'm planning on surprising my girl with the honey badger technique tonight.

I spent the night in the hospital with my girlfriend, safe to say she didn't like the honey badger technique.

by Kunmed shmahari March 30, 2018

Badger Answer

When a response to an inquiry is a preposterous denial of the need for such things. Comes from the classic movie VHF, "Badgers?! We don't need no stink'en badgers!". This is often used in the Technical Management world when asking for policies, standards, process or procedural documentation.

Rex to Bill "could you send me over the process documentation for those widgets?"

Bill to Rex "Well, we don't really have those. we didn't think we needed them."

Boss to Rex: "Did you get all the Service Management documentation?"
Rex to Boss: "Sorry boss, I got the badger answer"

by YouLikeTheWayIPostitRex May 15, 2009

Badger's Bollocks

British slang meaning the ultimate example of its kind, typically an object or event.

This is used on those rare occasions when the Dogs Bollocks just isn't strong enough to convey the extreme nature of something.

Can also be shortened to simply The Badger's.

You've got to be there, it's gonna be the badger's bollocks.

Holy shit! Now that is the badger's bollocks!

by The Baaadger September 14, 2011

badgerbong

The act of getting badgered.

DOOOOD lets go to the badgerbong. We'll get badgered!

by yprime January 7, 2012

Bergerpedia

That dubious distinction given to someone who has amassed a huge amount of knowledge, historical information, or worthless information and can provide said information on demand to fill in gaps, correct ignorance or just annoy others. Can have a lot of expertise and might be smart. He can easily provide information such as:

Almonds are members of the peach family.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Let's consult BergerPedia when he gets back from lecturing to settle the argument about which planet rotates the most around the sun.

by noanoanoanoa December 12, 2012