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beat chick 

As coined by the MIAA's finest, a beat chick is one who is ugly, fat, obnoxious, a fucking loser, lesbian, feminist, or all of the above. They tend to be unkempt in their appearance (i.e. not tanning in winter or not enough make-up in school) or intent on standing up for things they believe in, even when they are told to shut the fuck up by a dude. Beat chicks can be losers you pass in the hall or social clingers who scrape their way into your parties, either way, they are to be avoided at all costs. Beat chicks flock to boys with stupid nicknames like "chill" or temporary inhabitants of Nebraska. The social "beaters" tend to garner unflattering nicknames that hopefully will last for lifetimes. "No Beat Chicks" has become the rallying cry for "Tech" and hopefully a nation.
Bro #1 "Duuuuude, how beat was that chick Chill hooked up with?"

Bro #2 "Duuuuude, she was beat as shit, only he would tap that shit"

Bro #1 "Duuuuude, i know, but thats the only pussy he gets"

Bro #2 "nothing worse than a beat chick..maybe chill"
beat chick by Nobete Chix April 22, 2008
Dismissive term used to indicate your disinterest or desire not to be involved. Often accompanied by a casually dismissive wave of the backhand. Should always be used with a tone of superiority.
mc: dood, that drunk broad was all over you.
dm: word, I told'er to beat it.

bum: excuse me miss/sir, can you please spare some change
dm: beat it
beat it by Ramreezy July 21, 2008
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Beat your face 

Condescending Army term for telling someone to do push-ups.

Its usually used by a higher-ranked person toward a lower-ranked person for punishment. Wouldn't usually be used during PT, you'd tell someone "beat your face" if you caught them red-handed doing something stupid.

Rarely used by officers when dropping a sergeant for push-ups because of its condescending tone, its almost exclusively directed toward lower ranked enlisted when they fuck up.
Platoon Sergeant: What the fuck are you doing walking around outside without your cover (hat/beret) on you dipshit?
Soldier: Uh... uh... no excuse sergeant?

Platoon Sergeant: BEAT YOUR FACE
Beat your face by infantryscoming August 19, 2010

Beat the Black 

1.) To hurt or beat fuck out of someone. (Usually a person of African decent)
Beat the Black by Brittany_notyourgirl September 10, 2005

beat up lunch meat 

i heard she's been around" "yeah, she's got beat up lunch meat
beat up lunch meat by Bnasty16 November 24, 2010

Beat Beat 

To Beat Beat is used as an expression of ejaculating or Skeeting , To make the trouser snake sneeze on or spit on an object or objects , it can also be used as an alternative to saying something out of excitement such as Yes! or Alright!
Oh Shit I just passed my Biology Exam BEAT BEAT!!!, Get outta my face bitch before I Beat Beat in your eye, Dude look at her rack Beat Beat!
Beat Beat by Zack Herrell May 13, 2006

beat up from the feet up 

Used to describe someone who has sexually been around the block a time or two. Or ten. Has a high likelihood of having at least one STD as well.
Dude did you see that chick Jason took home last night?

That bitch was beat up from the feet up, I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole.