If your homies tell you this after reading your DMs, it means you ain't gonna be fucking her, chief.
Person 1: Ayo bro, check out my DMs, she responded
Person 2: *reads DMs, girl is CLEARLY not interested*
Person 1: just focus on yourself bro
Person 2: *reads DMs, girl is CLEARLY not interested*
Person 1: just focus on yourself bro
by 81654288888 September 29, 2021
"fuddle yourself up" is a figure of speech for young or middle-aged people's disclosure of their secret attempts to entice a professor by engaging in sexual acts.
The term comes from the well know phrase "fuddle" which refers to cuddling while making love.
Fuddling yourself up is quite popular among college applicants nowadays.
The term comes from the well know phrase "fuddle" which refers to cuddling while making love.
Fuddling yourself up is quite popular among college applicants nowadays.
Haley, why don't you go "fuddle yourself up" to that college professor. You might have a way into college then.
If you "fuddle yourself up", professors are more likely to write you a letter of recommendation.
If you "fuddle yourself up", professors are more likely to write you a letter of recommendation.
by ernest fuser November 21, 2010
Some people ask me why I curse so much. I respond to these people by asking them to go fuck themselves.
"Why don't you watch your mouth?"
"Why don't you go fuck yourself?"
"Why don't you watch your mouth?"
"Why don't you go fuck yourself?"
by Disasterpiece January 24, 2008
The act of cockblocking yourself through talking to much, saying the wrong things, acting really creepy, etc., effectively negating any sexual attraction anyone might have had towards you. (Akin to shoot yourself in the foot) The likelihood of shooting yourself in the dick is in direct correlation with the amount of alcohol you consume.
Person A: Wow, I thought Shreyas was kind of cute, but he keeps texting me about how I'm basically the personification of all his fetishes.
Person B: Holy crap, that's so creepy. Way to shoot yourself in the dick.
Person B: Holy crap, that's so creepy. Way to shoot yourself in the dick.
by KaylenAtStarz October 15, 2013
by Jimmy Cracka March 14, 2005
Basically, means to just for the person to stop everything he/she is doing and find the nearest gun, point it under their chin and pull the trigger. That way they will no longer bother you and you can get some peace and quiet without their pure bullshit spewing from their mouths. If one continues you to harass you after you say this, you legally have the right to make them discover what your fist tastes like. They cannot sue you for any reason.
by I wish I was black but I can only be a whigger October 29, 2005
A slang for "Don't Embarrass Yourself", sort of a bitch please-like retort to somebody spewing some bullshit.
Basically like, "Stop Killing/Embarrassing/Making a Fool of/ Yourself", though body taken simply can just mean to murder.
Basically like, "Stop Killing/Embarrassing/Making a Fool of/ Yourself", though body taken simply can just mean to murder.
by TFE July 24, 2006