CJ Baker

The biggest Pimp in the world that puts his hoes ahead of all his friends...bastard....

You pulled a CJ Baker

by Rich Em August 17, 2003

Baker

1. Its when someone goes all bi polar on you, loving you one day then freaking out on you the next. Mind games, casual sex and drama all included for free.

2. When you hook a girl, make out with her in her hotel parking lot but you can't sink her so you do away with her.

1. I dumped him cause he was a total Baker waiting to happen!

2. Totally pulled a Baker on her last week!

by cheemjoeknee December 3, 2011

Baker

The ultimate champion of sniffing bike seats. Could also be described as the action of sniffing a seat. Originating in the mid 1980's the Baker is the pinnacle of sniff techniques.

I'm gonna Baker the shit out of that bike seat!

by Burgerboyz May 28, 2014

Bakers Dozen

Thirteen(derived from devil's dozen where baker=devil)

I got a Bakers Dozen at Dunkin Donuts.

by Light Joker August 4, 2004

Baker

A person that often does not know what is happening and/or changes their mind frequently.

Can be used in a variety of ways.

Jim: "What happened?"
Joe: "Your such a baker"

Sammy: "What the baker just happened?!"

by Bambipornstar August 6, 2011

bakery

Easily put, bakery is a term to describe some one who is extremely and heavily high or, as some call it, baked.

Dude, last night you were such a freakin bakery.

by Alan <AJ> January 20, 2007

brownie baker

an alternate way to say fudge packer. because the meaning isn't as well known, you can actually call someone a brownie baker to their face and they will be oblivious.

Kevin, the brownie baker, wears those sparkly shirts and masturbates to gay porn in his dorm room all the time; what a tool.

by polobrute September 22, 2006