Barking Spider

Something Doug is stupid enough to belive is real

Bear : Did You Fart
Doug:Yo Buddy It Was A Barking spider

Bear: Lol
Doug : There really is a Barking Spider

by Juggalo Gray Fox March 29, 2010

basting

To penetrate the ass of a butchered turkey. Make sure you unload your semen multiple times for flavor. When your family is eating it you pull your dick out and surprise them with whom the chef is.

My wife was turned on by my basting.

by righteousconsumption October 17, 2014

dogs are barking

"dogs are barking" dogs actually refers to ones feet. It is unclear if the term barking means hurt or smell.

after a long day on your feet. Boy, my "dogs are barking"

by creature2 August 26, 2008

macgregor barking

First used by the macgregor clan in olden day dogging circles. Macgregor barking is when a group of men surround a car with a couple having sex in it and bark like dogs while they pleasure themselves.

Hey dude! Did you enjoy that macgregoring we did last night...WOOF WOOF!! Yea dude! Macgregor barking is the shit!!

by creamy windscreens December 9, 2007

barking spider

a fart out in the woods and blaming it on a spider

man those are some big barking spiders

by jeremy shepherd June 11, 2006

Blarting

The act of a male and female chest being pressed togeter making a seeming flatulent sound. Usually done during intercoarse.

The two lovers were wrestling when the boobs where pressed against the chest of the male the male mistankenly thought the woman had farted but was really blarting.

by the lovers April 27, 2009

Baiting out

Derived from the word bait. To bait out is to become extremely scared about how bait you are being, and paranoid about getting caught. Someone who is baiting out is usualy stoned.

Joss: Shit, Police!

Ed: Joss man, stop baiting out.

by andmand May 15, 2010