Red Balloon

A sexual act that is characterized by tossing a women's salad while she has hemorroids. Take a hold of a hemorroid in your teeth, and bite down with all your might. The ensuing explosion with leave with great satisfaction.

Even though Chastity got hemorroids from extreme anal sex, I still did a red balloon on her, and she LIKED it.

by The Herb and Company September 29, 2004

Water balloon

When holding the tip of your uncircumsized wang and peeing into it, therefore letting the piss build up until you let it go on some un-suspecting bastard/ bitch.

I did the water balloon on my roommate, unfortunately his girlfriend had her mouth open

by Eric theMeyer September 21, 2005

blue balloon

An icon used by drug smugglers in the southwestern united states. It was originally a symbol used to identify those who were muling drugs across the united states border, but has sense evolved to be a symbol for smuggled drugs on the whole.

The term has gained notoriety outside the underground from a September 23rd 2006 story broken on abc's news program 20/20.

Seeing a blue balloon on a car window you know they traffic drugs.

by Joseph Timberland November 13, 2007

Awkward Balloon

n. Playing off of the awkward turtle jokes, the awkward balloon is when you use your hands to blow up and tie an imaginary balloon. Then you walk backwards randomly thus creating the name "awkward balloon."

Example 1:
John: Hey Jordan, where do you want to hang out tonight?
Jordan: Let's go to the pants store.
Jimmy: Hey guys, where are you leet haxors going tonight?
*John peforms Awkward Balloon*

by John Tom Lom October 15, 2007

balooka

what you call a guy who is more attractive than the rest of his geek friends, but still can't find a girl because he's too busy playing Dungeons and Dragons

Balooka, how was the fantasy role playing last night?

by femmebott February 4, 2010

balloon knot

Comical term for ones anus. Other known alias's/AKA's: tar star, mahogany knot, harvest moon, whale eye, rusty sheriff's badge.

Peggy Sue's balloon knot was well manicured and smelled like fresh ground coffee...

by Samhain_Knight October 20, 2004

swollen balloon knot

The end result of excessive anal penetration.

Johnny's swollen balloon knot caused him to walk like a pigeon!!!

by Catepillar Kubota June 3, 2007