bare dirt

when something is very unpleasant.

mate, did you see Archie's new shoes? they're bare dirt.

by Rafael Poisson December 9, 2019

bare bellend

a circumcised penis

He's got a nice clean bare bellend
It takes him a long time as he has a bare bellend
The ladies long a clean bare bellend

by anonymous March 20, 2022

Bare Traffic

When your stuck in insane amounts of traffic

(Eg…I’m stuck in bare traffic)
Used to express how the traffic is bad

You know I’m stuck in bare traffic I’m so cheesedd crodie

by CityboyJJ June 30, 2024

Bare

Essentially British slang for very.
Adds emphasis to the point you are trying to make.

Dan: I was in maccies and a fight broke out.
Josh: yoo that's bare mad that.
Or
Dan: did you see that new club opening.
Josh: yeah it looks bare sick.

by Bodotb July 12, 2019

Bare

Bare can mean proper.
So instead of using the word proper you could use bare.

It took bare long to queue

by mint slang and more October 25, 2014

bare bum box

To make love

When 2 adults love each other very much, they “bare bum box”

by Cabbagepatchkid123 September 11, 2023

Bare Cheesed

Someone who is Bare Cheesed!

YO YOU ARE MAD BARE CHEESED!

by BareCheese February 8, 2025