Autosexual

Adjective: Describing a person who is sexually attracted to himself, or a clone of himself.

I think my little sister is an autosexual! I caught her sucking her own pussy and tasing herself in the ass repeatedly. She proceeded to shit all over her carpet and blast fresh pussy juice all over the walls and ceiling!

by Obiwan723 January 18, 2021

autism

A style of smart brains in which the person takes things at face value, and sees the beauty in the superficial appearance of things and not its deeper, more spiritual meaning. It is not a disease, a disability, or a disorder, it is actually an ability. It is not the symptom of taking things literally and it is not a stereotype in any way, nor is it necessarily quirky. I was myself diagnosed with Asperger's which is a type of autism, it is not an illness and it is not crazy, mad or insane, and must be celebrated as such. An example of autism is misunderstanding what another autist says to them in the lines of something very complicated when it is simply not the case at all, or forming subjective opinions when in time you will realize that it is all true with everything the autist just said.

I have autism.
Religion is sooo autistic. :)
Jim Carrey has autism.

by badmouth December 20, 2018

millennial autism

Millenial autism is a serious disease that many children have. People like Danielle Brogolli is a perfect example of this and was the first well recorded patient. Since then people lile lil tay, woah vickey, lil pump, 6ix 9ine, and many others have contracted this disease. Currently the only cure is death, but researchers are working day and night to find a cure. Syptoms include:
Claiming to be trapping on the block
Listening to trash mumble rap

Claiming to be from the hood

And lastly if they start speaking weird.

I'm sorry Your son had Millennial Autism

by Somekid 11 August 20, 2018

autistic screeching

the effect of a certain individual usually male with a ridiculous man bun and disgusting chin hair getting smacked

as soon as I smacked alberto the autistic screeching began.

by mmokey June 15, 2017

Autist

Singular version for someone who is autistic.

*someone starts flossing*
“What an autist”

by Rooooooray November 18, 2019

Autism

a disorder thaat affects everyone who bas it differentlyy

autism isnt a menntll illness. i HAVE autism i dontt suffer from it

by LaLaLesbian July 7, 2019

Internet autism

A mental disorder chracterised by great difficulty in using social media for its intended purpose, instead choosing to share too much personal information in an inappropriare forum.

Recentlt divorced Debbie has just finished feeding her 7 cats when she decides to post "Someone told me you're too pretty to be single, and I said 'No, I'm too pretty to be lied to, cheated on and treated like shit'".

Debbie has internet autism and should not be using social media.

by KinksJT March 12, 2016