i wanna ask him out

I person that has feelings for someone, but will never tell that person.

I have a fat ass crush on this guy
“i wanna ask him out”

but he only likes white girls 😭

by Agirlwholikesaguythatlikeytgir April 25, 2022

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Blake Preston Ask

Hockey boy. Gamer.

Blake Preston Ask is not doing his homework

by IsaacLloyd033 May 16, 2022

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A rude, yet legit reply to give to people when you literally did not ask for their opinion, yet they butt in anyway. The vast majority who comment negatively on this reply however, quite possibly lack the social skills needed to detect social cues or just IQ in general. Maybe also never held actual conversations in real life before either, and still think you can voice an opinion even if it wasn't asked, when that never really was the case in actual conversation.

Attention seeker: that's not true dude
Person: Wasn't talking to you, didn't ask
Attention seeker: wow man, so original
Person: Still didn't ask

by bumerhoomorr34 June 6, 2022

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didn't ask

a shit and overused comeback that some people think is actually a good roast.

Didn't ask kid.
"I won", didn't ask.

by imactually12 June 8, 2022

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Did I ask

A response suitable for multiple occasions, usually when the person who said it is annoyed.

Many consider using this as either annoying and immature or a good comeback.
Tread cautiously when using this as a reply.

- Dave: Dude, I can’t believe you don’t like Marvel. Who doesn’t?
- Leo: Did I ask?
- Miranda: Dang, roasted!
- Dave: Bro, I was just asking. Jeez.

by CitrusCat July 13, 2022

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Did i ask?

When someone in the group chat (or in general) says something no one asked about in the conversation.

Bill Cosby Group Chat

John:yo tim, you wont believe it something crazy happened at the mall today!

Tim:what happened?

John:I saw THE Bill Cosby in the mall today harrassing a woman!

Tim:YOOO THATS SICK!! Did you take any pictures?

Bob:yo what happened?

John:I Just saw THE Bill Cosby in the mall today!

Bob:Who?

John:What do you mean who? This entire group chat is about bill cosby!

Bob: ASKED!!! Hahaha, haha, haaa...

Tim:Did i ask?

Bob:what?

Tim:For you to stay in this group chat?

Bob was kicked from the group chat.

by Discord Luigi July 28, 2022

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