Arse Stapples

Stapples used to fix a persons arse after it has been damaged, normaly through ripping.

Dave “that shit was so big!”
Phil “do you think you’ll need arse stapples?”

by Housemate Gerbil November 22, 2011

arse fart

polite way of calling someone an idiot, jerk, stupid, or inappropriately mean or stupid without sinking down into the usage of obscenities. Taken from the term arse for backside or bum and the word fart the sound that comes out when a person passes gas. Basically telling someone their comments are full of hot air and just trite, mean or silly.

E: Look at that bird in the sky!
A: There's no bird in the sky why are talking like an arse fart again?

Guy 1: Look at Jenni over there talking about Anna again and throwing salt.
Guy2: Yep that Jenni she keeps on acting like an arse fart.

by Sharky6 August 1, 2016

arse biscuit

Can be used instead of something like numpty

"He's such an arse biscuit"

by M December 9, 2004

Arse wax

Bum unguent, ring salve. Expensive, refined petroleum jelly scented with Eucalyptus or juniper. Prevents pant-chaffing & unsightly clag-nuts.

Justin has left an arse-wax smear on his chair.
He doesn't know his arse wax from his cock-rub.
Mummy, Justin won't share his arse wax!

by Bagpuss the nonce March 16, 2003

Arse Fister

When one sticks his fist in his Arse or Ass.

Blue Roost64: I love to be an Arse Fister@@@@@@
Fusion: Danny Craig Ross
Jaq: ye nikka
Blue Roost64: I LIKE WHEN CRAIG COMES AROUND AND I SUCK HIS COCK, AND MY MUMS A CUM BUCKET NICE MAKE YOU LOL PLS

by Dat_Fuze June 1, 2011

arse fez

"oh crap"

oh arse fez!!!

by laura June 17, 2004

arse-face transplant recipient

A person with a particularly visually unappealing face, such that the accuser has likened it to an arse.

A person that you would assume has had a transplant operation, based on the fact that their face looks like an arse.

Ya arse-face transplant recipient.

by pattopancakes January 18, 2009