nob gash

When a man cuts his penus with his finger while masturbating.

Girlfriend:o my god, what happened to your dick?!
You:i nob gashed myself last night while i was wacking off to a picture of you.

by silentandcliche May 14, 2006

Paws in the Gash

When a man sticks his fingers inside a womens cavity

Hey DJ did Trevor stick his paws in the gash

by Jaysean Derullo March 11, 2011

gash maggot

Noun - Australian English. A person who is so crass and disgusting, that they make you vomit a bit in your throat just by speaking. Someone with no morals. Someone who is a bottom feeder.

Etymology: I can't think of anything worse to describe a lady's genitalia than the word gash, It's so crass,
I can't think of any creature on this earth worse than a maggot. They spawn from nothing and are disgusting.

Can you believe that Hillary Clinton lied about being shot at when getting off a plane in Serbia? What a gash maggot.
-OR-
Donald Trump is a gash maggot for imitating a disabled journalist during a press conference.

by CunningLinguistAusmerican August 20, 2024

throat-gash

throat-gash when you wake up with a sore throat out of nowhere and within a few hours becomes a chest infection

Fuck man, I woke up this morning feeling like a dude with a 41” telly head had stuck his fat stumper down my throat. Fuck it’s throat-gash

by Sutty9 December 27, 2018

Gashing

Often used to describe pre-marital sex from a higher official, who usually gets off scott-free.

We all know Jim was gashing up there.

by Cotton369 April 2, 2023

Bangers and gash

boobs and vagina.

I bet she serves up lovely bangers and gash.

by Copywriter? April 30, 2016

Generation Gash

A Generation Gash is when someone has Sex with a girl’s gap and her mother’s gap or vice versa. If done within the same month you become a General!

Jamie: I ended up round a woman’s house the other day, and her daughter was sat at the other end of the room, I banged her last week!! They both had a massive generation gash!

by Henri the hoover May 17, 2018