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Bald-assed bitch

What you call someone after they warn you about a mistake after you’ve already made it
Beyoncé touches her eyes after eating super chili hot wings and then the host of Hot Wings warns “Don’t touch your eyes!” She yells, “I know NOW, you bald-assed bitch!”
by Luigi Pepperoni May 10, 2021
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lying-assed

Having one's ass loaded down with such a heavy burden of the lies told about them that it drags on the ground.
"Poor lying-assed Dr. Fauci. When scumbags like Rand Paul pile their lies on his ass, it's a wonder he can move at all, much less move at the speed he does to serve America and the world as he fights against the terrible COVID-19 plague."
by Arcadia Berger January 26, 2022
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penis absenthia

1.) Lack of Penis
2.) Cranky because of lack of dick
3.) Emotional because lack of long dick
4.) Period type symptoms because lack of intercourse involving a penis or dildo
Girl 1: OMG Nikki, im so angry and tired and just so emotional since my boo left me.

Girl 2: Aww Shay, its no big deal you're just suffering from penis absenthia
by anonymous June 2, 2022
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Ornery-abled

Rather than disabled or handicapped which denote a lack of ability or a failure to meet manufacured ability standards this word speaks to the determination, resilience and creaivity many uniquely abled persons use.
Of course I will do this task, I am ornery-abled and will figure it out.
by MSDLYNXTeec November 20, 2022
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Ham-assed

To be treated in an absolutely horrible way without provocation
People living near the eastern border of Israel were were ham-assed on October 7.
by Oldsaneguy January 11, 2024
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Rough arsed git

A rough arsed git is normally and engineer on a construction site that appears to have good workmanship when in fact the work they produce is to a poor standard.
Engineer: "that wall looks good you get the weepholes in ok"

Junior engineer: "them weepholes in that wall are wrong and not where they should be, I just bodged them to make them look good"

Engineer: "you rough arsed git"
by Kill_crazy January 25, 2024
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Veg-abled

When the person’s mind is in a vegetative state (a person considered to be disabled) but are physically capable of every day life.
Person 1; “What is he doing? What is wrong with him?!”

Person 2; “Sorry, he is Veg-abled so he’s a little bit slow .”
by anonymous February 1, 2024
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