apple maps

apple maps:The poorest cobbled and invalid representation of our planet since the Dark Ages.

Apple, in it's height ignorance and blind belief that their drones (customers) would never notice the switch from Google, a product of a misfired neuron in the peabrains of software "developers".

Well now I am lost, time to open Google Maps... What? Where did Google go? The fuck is just "Maps". So now Apple Maps is the only thing on my phone now. Well, gotta find my place.
Fuck, where the hell is my house? There's just a garble of satellite artifacting and missing photos.

(Siri voice) LEFT TURN

FUCK

( screams)

OH MY GOD

(Crash)
Beep. Beep. Beep.

You have reached your destination...
HELL

by Florescent Lamp January 12, 2014

Apple Fetish

A sexual fantasy to incorporate Apples into sexual intercourse. Usually involving the apple to be cut, hole drilled, our pushed in various ways.

Love a good apple fetish

by MaximumNumbers April 13, 2018

Apple Valley

A town halfway between Vegas and LA that is not Barstow. There are no apples here. mainly small town but it is rapidly growing. not much to do here other than go to the movies. we have 2 theaters,

Apple Valley Teenager: I'm bored im going to the movies

by xoxo_maggs_xoxo August 25, 2009

apple and pears

rhyming slang for stairs

Celina fell down the apple and pears

by Markhasdrunken May 16, 2006

apple butt

large round ass.
very firm.

yum.

juicy.

john: dude, shes got an apple butt

by J Fizzleee Mc Shizzle Fo Suck Dat Nizzle January 7, 2007

rotten apple

a unfit or corrupt person who's nature is known to corrupt others (derived for the expression one rotten apple spoils a barrel)

No telling who the rotten apple is here without a thorough examination.

by The Return of Light Joker September 27, 2011

Apple juice

The best juice in the world
Prove me wrong

A: Apple juice is the best
B: Coffee is better (even though that's not a juice)

by iiAnonymous July 8, 2020