black dictionary

Is a rare book written in the 80's by various rappers. You can usually find a copy at a local bodega, behind The Source magazine. It has terms and sayings used by the everyday thug. Most white people study this book to learn how to talk to their black friend.

You: You got mad squabbles b!

Me: squabbles is in the black dictionary
You: let me check in the black dictionary
You: ya it's their, originated in Compton, 1986

by Kizzle2430 May 6, 2016

Urban Dictionary

Dear Urban Dictionary:

Please stop deleting all my definitions without e-mailing me, you fucking bitch.

Thanks.

- Urban Dictionary sucks me off every now and then for $10.
- Really? Wow, I didn't know it was such a cheap slut!

by Joseph5 June 20, 2016

Urban Dictionary

A once interesting website turned hateful and stupid.

Idiot:Bi Sexual are nothing but, sad confused whore blah,blah,blah. Me: Who says? Idiot:Urban Dictionary

by uglyhater February 24, 2012

Urban Dictionary

The living embodiment of why the internet was a mistake.

I went on Urban Dictionary and now I live in a van down by the river.

by AveTrueToCaesar November 3, 2019

Urban Dictionary

The Dictionary people goe to when they know the meaning of a word but justs wants to see how this website can fuck it up.

Billy:Hey John do you know what a pineapple is?
John:Yeah but lets go to urban dictionary and see how fucked up it is and act like we just learned what it meant!
Billy:Great Idea!
Both:Looks up Pineapple*
Urban Dictionary:How do you not know what a pineapple is you stupid fucks?
Both:WOW

by NuclearCatPotato July 22, 2017

Urban Dictionary

Compilation of potty mouthed, misogynistic or just plain made-up terms approaching humor, but more often just reveling in juvenile bad taste. Some of the 'definitions' are gross out funny, whilst others border on hate speech and defamation. A good example being "Donkey Punch", a supposedly funny epithet referring to sodomizing a female and punching her in the back of the head.

"Wow, Urban Dictionary sure is a sexist load of bad taste free-comedy standup gags"

by Cyclops July 22, 2015

Urban Dictionary

none of you are funny

Person 1: Wow Urban Dictionary is so funny
Person 2: my house is on fire

by BashJohnson April 10, 2019