Cock Yogurt

Another name for Semen.

"So the other night I pulled out on my wife and sent my cock yogurt all over her face."

by Ryan02005 January 02, 2008

yogurt rasins

a white person who wants to be black

some people think that Eminem is a yogurt rasin, but those who say that are profoundly retarded.

by bojzzle June 27, 2004

yogurt testing

Swallowing male sperm with yeast infection

My friend went yogurt testing and nearly vomited.

by angeleyes7746 July 17, 2015

muller light greek yogurt

when she sit on your chode and you grab her by the hips and start vigorously shaking her up and down like a spray can, the smaller the penis the stronger the intensity

kyan: i had to give her the muller light greek yogurt last night

me: because it’s too small?

keean: ye uh

by no1mlpfan March 07, 2021

Belly button Yogurt

Yogurt made from the bacteria in your belly button

Jill made some homemade belly button yogurt!

by koolterrorist May 11, 2023

Yogurt Trail

When you ejaculate on someone's "happy trail" and let it dry.

"Hey Tim, I think you've dropped some crumbs on yourself!"
"Nah man, that's my yogurt trail."

by LunaWolfgangGang April 09, 2024

Wet yogurt

Someone who is a bit of a wanker and very full of themselves

Fucking hell don’t you reckon that tony from love island is a total wet yogurt?

by wastemannn251 September 02, 2020