Perfectly Wrapped

1. adj. - describing someone, specifically a male, more specifically a white male, who has a number of high quality physical traits, such as: hot body, hot face, sexy hair, pretty eyes, great athleticism...but it is unknown about the package INSIDE. (Therefore the person using this adjective is not shallow but even the more cautious.

Alexis: "Hey, do you see that guy over there?"

Kiirsten: "Yeah, the one with the pink hipster shades?"

Alexis: "They're orange...but anyways, yeah...he's Perfectly Wrapped."

Kiirsten: "Yeah, but it might just be to cover up a horrible present. He might be a douche. And those shades are pink."

Alexis: "Orange."

by Gallileigha July 8, 2011

virtual wrapping

The process of having to close ones eyes while being handed an unwrapped gift.

Merry Christmas! I got you a gift. Close your eyes...I didn't have time to wrap it.
Oh, so it has virtual wrapping huh?

by shep17 December 28, 2011

Don't pop my bubble wrap

A figure of speech used to express the feeling of not wanting ones fun to be ruined by another.

Man A:"Man, did you hear that girl? She called me hot! She wasn't too bad herself..."

Man B:"Dude, that was a guy dressed as a girl..."

Man A:"Don't pop my bubble wrap."

by That one guy but not THAT guy. November 8, 2014

The Wrath of Khan

The Wrath of Khan is the anger our biology professor had when he found a used cum-rag in our classroom.

Our biology professor found a slimy cum-rag in our classroom, and he made each of us take off our uniforms, stand naked in front of everyone, and jack off and have a cumgasm in front of all the other cadets. Talk about The Wrath of Khan!

by USAF Cadet August 23, 2021

chicken wrap

hand job, being jerked off,

I felt like I was in eighth grade again when she pulled out the lotion and gave me a chicken wrap.

by birdman26 January 14, 2008

wraps

(also spelled raps) Australian and New Zealand slang for enthusiastic approval or praise, often used in a sporting context.

Coach Sheens has big wraps on the young halfback.

by null_device April 28, 2009

wrath of khan

After the male blows his load into his hand or condom he slowly pours the seminal fluid into their partner's or any person's ear.

I was gonna kick that ho to the curb so I showed her the Wrath of Khan.

by Joe69 September 1, 2008