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Uncle Woody

A creepy guy, reminiscent of Woody Allen, who takes much too much interest in hugging, playing with, and taking nude pictures of, small children. Especially a family member who has these tendencies. The ultimate example of this is marrying your almost-adopted foster child who you photographed nude for several years.
Oh look, if it isn't Uncle Woody. Hide the kids.
by TheMaskedMarvel February 1, 2010
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buzzin' woody

a buzzing woody, a penis helped by a vibrating cockring, as in "Honey, I brought home a Toy Story tonight" It's a take off of Buzz and Woody.
a buzzin' woody, a penis helped by a vibrating cockring, as in "Honey, I brought home a Toy Story tonight", come feel my buzzin' woody.
by fargenbastage July 24, 2011
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shooky wooky

A really cute sole-mate that is smushy

term of endearment
"You're such a shooky wooky!!! "
by unipug October 19, 2020
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Woody

To going missing for large periods of time without any prior notice.
by Lord Football March 10, 2005
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Mormon Woody

Getting a hard on while reading the Book of Mormon
John: Dude. I was reading the Book of Mormon and I got a hard on.

Matt: Jesus Christ! Talk about a Mormon Woody
by Rnegade November 6, 2010
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Woolyboogers

The balls of lint that gather on sweater, socks, and other things made of cotton.
When she took her clothes out of the dryer her sweater was covered in woolyboogers.
by cookiefish January 23, 2017
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woob

woob(n): a hott uber sexy guy
My boyfriend is a woob.
I miss my woob!
by Jes October 8, 2004
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