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winnerpeg 

Canadian slang for mentally retarded, dirt-poor virgin over the age of 30. Typically distinguished by receding hairline, dead-end job (ie telemarketing), and hatred and fear of females. Winnerpegs are known to be driven to psychotic religious fanaticism as a form of escapism from their sorry lot in life. Favorite winnerpeg hobbies include autofellatio and trolling kiddy fun parks.
This winnerpeg needs to get a life. He sneaks into his workplace in the wee hours of the morning to use the computer and suck his own tiny, shriveled dick.
winnerpeg by Jesus_Is_God April 18, 2006

windy shrimp

Where a person goes to kiss another person, but instead of any application of the tongue they blow in their mouth instead.
"Dude, that Queen of Bagels there went in as if she were gonna slip me the tongue, ya know?"

"Yeah man?"

"Instead, that phreaky chick gives me the windy shrimp!"

"No way!"

"Yes way! She totally blew in my mouth!"
windy shrimp by Kreetofa March 4, 2006
Being a pussy/whiney/wimpy. Usually used for males, however is not gender specific
Ugh, Greg is SUCH a wanny for not coming out tonight.

Stop being a wanny and finish your beer!

wanny by KCLACY March 20, 2008
(noun) a sexual partner whom upon completeing the sexual act known as Fellatio, or more commonly, a blow job, proceeds to swallow the ejaculating semen instead of spitting it out.
Last night I found a winner, so hot man, so hot.
Winner by d-swzzl November 22, 2010

Winky Face 

a word created by un0fficialjay which means lemme suck ya toes and suck ya bottom lip while you sleep or awake
Aye bitch, tryna winky face tonight ?
Winky Face by un0fficialjay December 23, 2017

Winnie the Foo 

A software developer that happens to be heavy-set, enjoys sweets and tends to give up easily when faced with a challenge.
If you're hungry, there's a candy bar over in Winnie the Foo's cubical...
Winnie the Foo by superrcat March 30, 2005