Waite

An extremely dirty homosexual with a shit fetish and a love for feet, likes video game pornography

Tom: Stop having gay sex with my roblox character
Olly: BUT I'M GAY AND I LIKE BIG ROUND ROBLOX BOOTY
Alfie: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HERRRRRRRR YOU WAITE!!!

by wankermobile May 12, 2018

waiter, bring me water!

The exclamation people make when they give up on something difficult and just take the easy route.

Gah, I can't get a better deal on this car, sigh.. waiter, bring me water!

by _________Jonathan_________ June 27, 2008

Wait... what?

A phrase used when something isn't right.

Guy: 1 + 1 is 41023012
Guy 2: Wait... what?

by KnowYourMaths October 13, 2018

stall waiting

The near certainty that if you don't stand right outside the only stall in the bathroom, waiting for its occupant to finish, someone will slip in ahead of you once it's vacated. This is exacerbated by the equal certainty that your date will conclude you've slipped out the back door of the restaurant if you don't return to the table immediately and explain what's happening. It's a good reason to take a cell phone to the bathroom.

So this guy is taking forever to leave the stall, two other people are lined up outside the men's room, and my date calls my cell phone to say she's sure I have commitment issues. I tell her I'm on stall waiting, and I'll be back just as soon as possible.

by bglassman April 7, 2010

The Waiting Game

A game where guys (or sometimes girls) usually in college or at football camp, etc. show their genitals to each other in various formations. When one guy looks at another's genitals, he is called gay or a fag (or both) and is then kicked. How many times he is kicked dependeds on the formation of the genitals.

Guy#1: Hey dude, look at this
Guy#2: What . . . awww sick man
Guy#1: Aha faggot!
Guy#2: What was that, the batwing?
Guy#1: Yea dude, thats three kicks
Guy#2: Fuck the Waiting Game

by Phreaky Phil September 15, 2009

Waiter

When everyone is sitting down and an instruction is given to do something which involves standing up then everyone waits around for the first person to do it.

The boss tells everyone to get up and go to the front of a room. No-one moves. One guy says to the next "This is a total waiter"

by Has this name been taken??? May 19, 2010

Nigga In Waiting

A black guys main man who has his back when the (popo) comes to bust him.

Tommy's nigga in waiting Trevor popped a cap in the cop's ass when he started asking silly questions.

by mizfinething June 29, 2006