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Wasley

Wasley is beautiful, friendly, funny, likes to make people laugh, she's very nice with people she knows, she has insecurities but never shows, she's shy with those she doesn't know and it destroys her inside, she feels insufficient. Anyone who knows a wasley has everything, if she hurts someone she loves she doesn't do it on purpose, she has few friends and those few are the reason for her smile. if someone dates a wasley they're lucky, loneliness is her biggest fear. she is perfect but she doesn't know
- Where's Wasley?
- Probably making someone smile
- That's true
by Honesty44 November 24, 2021
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Wesley C.

A Wesley C. is important within the NEW definition of the Picard.

A Wesley C. does not have or never had sexual intercourse on or in or under the Enterprise.

The Picard is a single, tiny piece of grain which wandered the intestines of the body and came out undamaged along with digested food out of an asshole.
The more it is the Picard the more it is on top of the shit.

If a Picard is only more than 50% on the side of an object which is shit it is not called a Picard.

Definition within:
If it is within the shit it is probably a Wesley C.. A Wesley C. has not to be discovered. It has not to be put on top of the shit.
Also its very existence has the state of Schroedingers Cat. If someone discovers a Wesley C., it is not a Wesley C. anymore from that point in time.
The definition changes to "exposed Klingon warbird". A Wesley C. does not move.

If it was moved it is also one special attribute of a Wesley C.
A Wesley C. moves when someone has the will that it moves. It does not move on its own.

If a shit somehow appears in a shape like that of a snake and is somehow pointing to real grain or the stars with its head it is called a R-usher.
A "R-usher" is an inverted Wesley C. and therefore a negative of it. It is dark as the nightsky with stars. Not really dark as black.
The two states of the Wesley C. turn to the two possible connections of a R-usher which are grain or the stars or both.
A R-Usher is something which moves or has dynamic shape.
"There could be a Wesley C. inside of every result from the intestines of the Picard which looks like a soft brown boat on a river."
Wrong example: "A Wesley C. could be in everyone who ate a lot."
Correction: " A Wesley C. had to have his coming-out in the series."
by Aeneodarb December 5, 2021
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Wesley

Hey! I play video games on Twitch! Part of the Grub Then Dub team
Wesley is sick at Call of Duty
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Wesley Carr

A person who has been named Wesley Carr
by Wesdog4444 January 6, 2022
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Wesleypilled

(Adj.) The goldilocks zone between a sweaty virgin and a chiseled alpha, the perfect balance of all.
"Oh I'm so wesleypilled" -Wesleypilled memer
"AWOOGA" -Every femcel within ten miles
by hekateshawk January 21, 2022
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wesley

wesley is the boy to have
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Wesley

A perfect man. The most perfect in the history of ever. The literal and actual best.
Wesley is literally so perfect.
by Kimberlynawtkardashian February 17, 2022
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