waxing philosophic

Masturbating, particular to males.

Absconded gaze at your picture while I'm waxing philosophic.

by kikicali March 2, 2017

Braz balls wax

Originally from Brazil but has recently been adopted into the American Culture. It is a form of ball waxage for males where hot waxed is placed on the balls, and ripped off leaving a lucious thin strip of hair on each testicle.

Ohh girfriend, my main squeeze has just gotton a braz balls wax that is out of this world. Ohhh it was like soft honey thwacking against my thighs. ummmm sexy

or

Hey your testicles are looking rather furesque. May I administer a braz ball wax to remove some of that fur.

by Hot Flava Maiden Paul May 13, 2005

Jamaican Board Wax

A sexual act in which a man takes a runny shit on a woman's chest, rubs it all over her, jumps on her stomach, and rides her down a flight of stairs.

I gave this bitch a Jamaican Board Wax last night and she broke her nose. It was awesome.

by Dick Fishburg November 18, 2007

Wax my missile

To masturbate oneself.

"Today I wax my missile!"
"Nice hobby. You gonna choke your chicken next?"
"Maybe."
(Sinfest.net online webcomic)

by Swinging Man July 29, 2009

Brazillian Butt wax

while having anal sex a guy keeps tapping that ass till he nuts, he nuts on her asscheeks and with his balls waxes her ass

Jack: uhh Uhh UHH! im comming!.....on ur ass cheeks!
Jackina: omg! i love ur Brazillian Butt wax

by angelesmadera April 2, 2008

Bingham Wax Trap

when you light so many candles to cover the poo smell that your nostrils feel like they're filling with wax.

yo Brian!!! I gotsta leave your office before my nose fills with wax residue. I'm getting a Bingham Wax Trap!!!!

by dickster man May 29, 2009

pussy on the chain wax

You have your girl whipped. If she wants sex, she has to go through you and possibly do a favor. She does anything you say and you happen to win every argument. Basically, if you can pull it off, you are God. If you abuse this power, you are an asshole douchebag cunt and deserve to die slowly and painfully to the point where no one can identify you.

Guy1: You'll never believe what I just did.
Guy2: What?
Guy1: I PUT THE PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX!!!!!
Guy2: OOOOOOOOOH!!!!!
Guy1: Now if she wants to go out, she has to ask me first.
Guy2: You're a dick.

by Yamichi February 6, 2014