Vampire Teeth

When you eat a girl out while she is on her period .

I got my vampire teeth last night .

by eilís August 11, 2007

Theatres des Vampires

A gothic metal band that came from Italy. There earlier albums had quite a bit of black metalness in them, which completely died out on their Nightbreed of Macabira. After that album male vocalist Lord Vampyre was kicked out, and their back-up vocalist Scarlett became their lead vocalist. A lot of their songs sing about evil and/or Satan.

They were the first band to be given the called vampiric metal (which isnot a genre).

I love the song Tenebra Dentro off by Suicide Vampire, by Theatres des Vampires.

by Necrotika July 18, 2006

Vampie

(vam-pee) Comes from the vampires' bloodline. In other words, it's an immortal creature that excesively drinks Coca~Cola. Like vampires, they drink blood, but just for fun. They can sometimes be hyper because of all the sugar that they constantly drink. Like vampires, they do have a weakness. Their weakness are coconuts, other sodas, tomatoes, and fried eggs. To kill a vampie, you have to shove any of those weaknesses up their noses. To revive them, u may shove bacon in their mouths.

WARNING: They may take one portion of bacon every 3 hours. If not, they may have: heart attacks, excesive need for blood, the urge to stab people, the urge to hug people, the need to be weird, deception problems, excesive thirst and hunger, may feel the need to have sexual relation, and many others.
CAUTION: They may get too hyper if they take 5 or more servings of Coca~Cola.

I'm not a vampire, you dumb butt! I'm a vampie.

by AlexxaVamppie October 3, 2011

Vampon

Another name for a tampon.
A tampon is a lot like a vampire; they both suck blood!

I need super sized Vampons for my huge vagina.

by Edward_Penishands February 6, 2008

intelligence vampire

A person who literally sucks the intelligence right out of you just by standing near you.

Paris Hilton need I say more is a intelligence vampire.

by Twilight Omega June 21, 2007

grief vampire

Grief vampires are self-proclaimed psychics or mediums who prey upon the loved ones of those who have recently died. They exploit the grieving for their own monetary gain.

Theresa Caputo is a Grief Vampire she will tell you how your loved one is not in any pain and is in a better place after you pay hundreds of dollars for her cold reading and hot reading skills. Which are simple magicians tricks and not any psychic or medium abilities. All psychics are frauds conning you out of money by saying things you want to hear.

by Magic Mocha June 27, 2020

vampire bite

A piercing placed on the left side of the neck a little below the chin to look as though you have been "bitten by a vampire." It's a very risky piercing because it's so close to the artery. Very unique piercing.

"Cool vampire bite piercing!" - Reeses

"Thanks, I got it because no one else has it." - Marie

by Joseph Mario February 25, 2008