Smug vag

If you say that a woman is smug, you are criticizing the fact they seem very pleased with how good, clever, or lucky they are. Just like smug dick is used for men, Smug vag should be used for women.

Sejal is such a Smug vag that she could solve some wordles in seconds while most take a few minutes.

by spsid13 February 1, 2022

Vag batter

The crispy off-cuts that collect in the mouth when performing cunnilingus on an unclean female.

Dave, i was going down on this bird last night and she had some major vag batter!

by The Earl of Wisesex January 9, 2011

vag pals

Where a guy and a girl have done the same girl at some point in time; not necessarily a menage a trois

Guy Carl sleeps with girl Suzie; the next week Suzie sleeps with the girl Betty. Carl and Betty are vag pals.

by galionheart November 23, 2009

Fag with a vag

opposite to chick with a dick

wanna know whats worse than a chick with a dick? fag with a vag

by UnknownSlav January 23, 2019

vag boner

The stiffening of the female clitoris in response to intense arousing stimulation. Usually from chocolate, sex, oysters and fat wallets.

Is that a vag boner protruding through those trampy white pants?

by purtags January 20, 2009

Vag Patch

The female version of cock blocking.

"That prude, Emily, totally Vag patched me and Chris at the party."

P.S Lindsay, you are a skank for doing that :P

by UnderWhere? June 23, 2010

muddy vag

A term used by pseudo-gay sexual predators(i.e. Bros) in reference to their victim's anus. Short for: muddy vagina.

"Hey, Collin looks tired today"
"Yea, I heard several sailors worked his muddy vag hard last night"

by Hercules E. Rockafeller March 2, 2008