wonder vag

When the pussy is she good it grows a cape

"Her pussy was so good it was like a wonder vag"

by Tittyspanker47 June 05, 2016

Vag locker

someone who secretly licks vagina, but won't admit it.

Yeah dude, Chelsea is totally a vag locker.

by Yeah gurrrl April 21, 2016

Fag with a vag

opposite to chick with a dick

wanna know whats worse than a chick with a dick? fag with a vag

by UnknownSlav January 23, 2019

vag-veg

Male turned vegetarian to date vegetarian females who only date vegetarians.

He turned vag-veg to bang Barbies's bean bag.

by MCdirtYardLoc April 12, 2012

vag boner

The stiffening of the female clitoris in response to intense arousing stimulation. Usually from chocolate, sex, oysters and fat wallets.

Is that a vag boner protruding through those trampy white pants?

by purtags January 20, 2009

muddy vag

A term used by pseudo-gay sexual predators(i.e. Bros) in reference to their victim's anus. Short for: muddy vagina.

"Hey, Collin looks tired today"
"Yea, I heard several sailors worked his muddy vag hard last night"

by Hercules E. Rockafeller March 02, 2008

Vag Patch

The female version of cock blocking.

"That prude, Emily, totally Vag patched me and Chris at the party."

P.S Lindsay, you are a skank for doing that :P

by UnderWhere? June 21, 2010