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a daring postion when a guy persades another ususpectng man to carpool with him to work. then proceedes to tell him incredible untrue stories about his past. then finally once on the freeway he slips a ruffie into the unsuspecting mans coffee to engage in gay 69 whilst weaving in and out of traffic at 80+ MPH
the drive in was a little fuzzy... i think i got VAG'd
VAG'd by sammy submarine August 11, 2009
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A person who has a vagina, i.e. a female.
Tara, as a vag'd american, why do you know how to make dicks look bigger with angle pics?
vag'd by artist6000 June 26, 2016

Vag'd Out 

When someone you know had a chance to do something that took balls to accomplish and won't go attempt to do it. Instead of pussying out he Vag'd out.
My buddy had a chance to fuck this girl at the bar but he wouldn't go talk to her. He Vag'd Out....
Vag'd Out by DaddieDoWerk April 12, 2014

F.O.R.D. Vag 

F.O.R.D. Vag stands for Fucked Over Rebuilt Dick vagina. Used when warning the homie before he gets trapped by a trans women.
Bro: what are you doing tonight?
Homie: I think finally got a shot that girl I saw at that party.

Bro: OH shit, didn't nobody tell you?

Homie: Tell me what?

Bro: Naw dog, she sporting F.O.R.D. vag under that hood. Got to let you know before you test drive it.
Homie: Good look'in my boy, almost got my ass caught up being seen in that car.
Bro: Always got your back.
F.O.R.D. Vag by Zombiewriter75 August 10, 2022

vag dweller 

A miserable douchebag who is willing to forsake his friends for a piece of pussy; usually an emotionally unstable piece of shit who has no dignity.
Ryan Earl Walker is a fucking vag dweller.
vag dweller by JOO-CE December 23, 2004

vag daggers 

the stubble on a womans crotch she gets after not shaving for a week that causes a man a small measure of discomfort just before insertion
she was so hot but i had to get through the vag daggers before i could really enjoy anything.
vag daggers by 2bottles July 14, 2010

DVDA (Double Vag Double Anal) 

Two penis' in the vagina and two penis' in the asshole at the same time (4 guys total)!
Samantha is getting DVDA (Double Vag Double Anal) right now by four guys.
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