by Lolmyginit September 19, 2023
Get the turbomug. 
Someone who has never been within a 1 mile radius of a women's touch, however this being loves to try and snake anyone's girl despite never actually seeing one.
by BruhSandwich October 26, 2019
Get the Turbo Tivmug. a person who is a level higher than alphas and sigmas.
it is a satirical term addressing the issue that alphas and sigmas are idiots who invented a type of person calling it superior and put themselves in it.
turbo dudes cant be comprehended by alphas or sigmas.
it is a satirical term addressing the issue that alphas and sigmas are idiots who invented a type of person calling it superior and put themselves in it.
turbo dudes cant be comprehended by alphas or sigmas.
idiot who calls himself sigma: what do you mean youre a turbo dude? what is it anyways. i am a sigma so get out of my way.
superior turbo dude: huh, you wouldnt get it, youre just a sigma, i am a turbo dude. so shut your mouth.
superior turbo dude: huh, you wouldnt get it, youre just a sigma, i am a turbo dude. so shut your mouth.
by lolieatdirt March 19, 2024
Get the turbo dudemug. The act of masturbating ferociously until approaching the cum explosion, immediately stopping to watch some kai cenat or skibidi toilet and then restarting the process over indefinitely. Most of the time, this act is performed on a split screen featuring family guy and subway surfers gameplay.
Bro! I was turbo edging to Family Guy to start my day off right! I masturbated ferociously, approached the cum explosion, stopped to watch skibidi toilet, then restarted.
You gotta hop on the 678 cycle! 6 hours edging, 7 hours edging, then 8 hours edging. Repeat this daily to maximize sigma gains.
You gotta hop on the 678 cycle! 6 hours edging, 7 hours edging, then 8 hours edging. Repeat this daily to maximize sigma gains.
by turboedger678 January 30, 2024
Get the turbo edgingmug. A low-quality (But good and fun) 2014 vehicle crash test simulator game made by Secret Exit Ltd. Has 32 maps, 39 vehicles and 8 characters that are listed here: Mr. Dismount (Main character), Ms. Dismount, Mr. Heft, Ms. Bumblebee, Mr. Reach, Mr. Stalwart, Ms. Diva and Mr. Ego. There are also npc cars with no view of what's in it, and they don't have damage models. You don't always drive the car, you can drive on driving mode that pops up when switching car routes, but in both cases, no matter if you drive it yourself or not, you have to launch the car, and depending on when you release, the launch strenght will be more. You can also customise the maps with obstacles, which there are 22 of (Excluding empty square) that range from ramps to several road blocks. You can also choose a route for the character to go, and you can drive yourself but if you're on pc you can't use WASD to steer it. Overall a pretty fun game. I don't know if it's only me, but it doesn't show up on Play Store and on Steam it costs... well the cost changes over time. It also has a 2nd game, Turbo Dismount 2. Right now, as I'm writing this on 17th of February 2025, Turbo Dismount 2 is in early access. Check my other article with the name Turbo Dismount 2 to know further.
Person 1: You ever heard of the game Turbo Dismount?
Person 2: Nah man, is it good?
Person 1: Its not good, its amazing
Person 2: Nah man, is it good?
Person 1: Its not good, its amazing
by DJIndustriez February 17, 2025
Get the Turbo Dismountmug. by MarzMan February 18, 2024
Get the Turbo Douchemug.