Russia Today

Propaganda outlet of the Russian government

I don't watch Russia Today, so I am ok.

by lololol lololol August 14, 2024

snacktime comes early today boys

something you say right before you and some buddies are about to hunt some dragons or kill a large group of zombies

Jake: Oh shit...we're done for.

Sabre Jackson: Snacktime comes early today boys.

Jake: Okay...let's do this.

by echo 9 May 15, 2007

T-t-todaaay junior

Telling someone who's taking longer than they should at something to hurry up.

Classmate 1: *finishing test while everyone else is done*

Classmate 2: T-t-todaaay junior!

by InnocentHumour September 17, 2016

I SAID WE SAD TODAY!

am meme

trump supporters: BDN SUKS LOKOKLKKLKIOPPOL>O
people with a working brain: um biden is better than-
trump supporters: I SAID WE SAD TODAY!
i said we mad today

by someone else thats not u March 25, 2021

dani unhinged today

Jeff bezoz, the dude that everyone loves said this to some random girl on twitter.

dani unhinged today so hard ugh

by obama loves lesbians April 3, 2021

The walls are white today

A sentence to say you feel anxious, you want to cry snd you want to leave

*people talking*

Someone : “the walls are white today…huh..”

Someone else : “oh…uh yeah they are!”

*leaving*

by Froggyislost January 17, 2022

You gonna learn Today

Your goin to learn the lesson that is giving at that very moment.

(Jenny)But I don't know how to suck dick

(Him) you gonna learn Today.

by anonymous December 5, 2022