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toasterbread

Something that has been left in the toaster, such as a bagel, poptart, or (especially) toast. It was cooked, likely for the intent of eating, but was neglected for days for whatever reason. This is usually performed by siblings who have plenty of time to eat it, or parents, who keep their coffee in the microwave for days without drinking it. This could technically be considered toasterbread too.
Hey, who's toast is this? It's getting cold, dont you want it? (one week later) Nobody ate the toast... now it's toasterbread. -_-
by Toast... July 24, 2008
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Tasted

at the party I got tasted.

I need a taste aka I need a drink
by Potsuckah December 31, 2017
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Gucci Toaster

When you have sexual intercourse with a rich prostitute and the prostitutes vagina is tight and hot.
"Dude I fucked a prostitute last night, and I pulled a Gucci Toaster."
by Saturday is for the Goy's November 11, 2017
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shes my toaster strudel

when you cum on her stomach or back like a toaster strudel
Bro1: Im tryna get laid by her, imma go talk to her real quick.
Bro2: nah you cant bro shes my toaster strudel.
Bro1: oh...
by YunngDaggerD July 1, 2017
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toaster lips

vaginal lips that are so large and dangly that they could easily be inserted into the two sides of a toaster.
Wolfgang's mom's toaster lips are so big, I wear them like earmuffs when I'm going down on her.
by g.b. gerbil September 12, 2008
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Toaster Strudel

When a girl gets sunburned, and then the guy finishes all on her back.
I took Ashley to the beach and she fell asleep. She woke up and I gave her the toaster strudel.
by Betaversion February 9, 2015
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Toaster Strudel

(v) To cover a girl's face with a vast amount of semen, reminiscient of the commercials for the popular product by Pillsbury. Also known as a facial, bukkake, or cumshot

(n) A big cumshot or facial on a girls face
(v) "Damn dude, I toaster strudeled that bitch hardcore and she almost drowned."

(n) "That girl was the recipient of a quite large toaster strudel."
by Harvnierds November 21, 2006
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