Dude 1: “Dude, you fuck pumpkins? Isn’t your dick orange by now?”
Dude 2: “Yeah, and my dick is orange, I want it to look just like the dick of Tommy McMurtry!”
Dude 1: “Um, Siri, where’s the nearest therapy center?”
Dude 2: “Yeah, and my dick is orange, I want it to look just like the dick of Tommy McMurtry!”
Dude 1: “Um, Siri, where’s the nearest therapy center?”
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Get the Tommy McMurtry mug.an amazing korean and black man who is the sweetest guy in the world. he comes off as being a player because hes extremely attractive and has swag but he'll do anything to see his girl smile and he would never do anything to hurt her. hes kind of man every girl wants in their life. but only one gets to experience
where did you find such a sexy guy thats actually a good boyfriend?
Oh, hes a timmybear, very unique and hard to find.
Oh, hes a timmybear, very unique and hard to find.
by ehart09 November 15, 2010
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Derived from rhyming slang of Tommy tit, meaning shit, and is directed at what you do in public toilets that are unclean. If you need a shit in a public toilet and it is to dirty to sit down you poo into your coat pocket, or gown pocket hence the Royal connection, to prevent having to touch anything else.
Isabell: What took you so long in the toilets?
Angus: They were rank so I had to have a Tommy Royal.
Angus: They were rank so I had to have a Tommy Royal.
by RADBoy December 23, 2012
Get the Tommy Royal mug.A verb used to describe when a gentleman engages in coitus with your sister the night before you ship off to war.
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It means "to fart" but in a way that is not obvious until the smell hits. The smell is truly criminal, hence the possibility in the eyes of the beholder that its origins may have included a victorian detention centre.
It means "to fart" but in a way that is not obvious until the smell hits. The smell is truly criminal, hence the possibility in the eyes of the beholder that its origins may have included a victorian detention centre.
Cheez, lad. Did you just let Tommy out of Prison?
Goldfinger turned on the laser. "Do you expect me to talk?" demanded Bond. "No Mr.Bond" laughed Goldfinger, "I expect you to... fuck me, have you let Tommy out of Prison?"
Goldfinger turned on the laser. "Do you expect me to talk?" demanded Bond. "No Mr.Bond" laughed Goldfinger, "I expect you to... fuck me, have you let Tommy out of Prison?"
by goody5 December 10, 2010
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