When you're not gay, but are sexually attracted to a single male.
Originated when a straight man fell for the luscious cheeks of a gay boy named Timmy, despite his sexuality having always been straight, and has continued to be nothing but straight, besides the one with the luscious cheeks.
Timmy : ill suck your dick
Straight man : God damnit im straight but I just cant resist that fat ass, I must be timmysexual
A sexual orientation that exists outside of Gender norms. A Tiddysexual is only attracted to big ass tiddies. They find Penises, Vaginas and Buttholes disgusting and repulsive. Also non of that Loli shit.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*