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An employee of the greatest coffee shop on the planet. They usually portray traits of awesomeness, alcoholism, badassness, wildness, a caffeine addiction and lastly, they never pay.
"Hey where do you work?"
"Oh I'm a tim hoe, I work at Tim Hortons."
tim hoe by karl demmans February 21, 2009
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a wise person whose power lies in his hair, if his mane is cut off he is just an average joe, besides his magnificent shooting abilities. He is quite by nature but when introduced to alcohol he becomes an unstoppable force of evil. If you have something of value he will jump kick it until broken or damaged beyond recognition. Basically, Tim Hasse is .... Tim Hasse.
Tim Hasse is hittin that tonight for sure" "ya, he already fucked her mom from behind and her twin sister too" "Damn Tim Hasse is such a pimp
Tim Hasse by william gare November 13, 2010

Tim it up 

This party was kinda lame, so we decided to Tim it up, and shit got wild!
Tim it up by freshoutofcatchyslogans September 24, 2011

Tim Burry 

cool and smooth adult male... like a hipster dufus
the way that guy carries himself, he sure is a Tim Burry.. look at the way people admire him..
Tim Burry by Hipster62 July 25, 2011

Tim D'onofrio 

An amazing drummer who makes YouTube drum covers, more-so Avenged Sevenfold covers. He looks like Avenged Sevenfold guitarist Zacky Vengeance, and sings like "The Rev". Any band would be lucky to have him as a drummer. He should be compared to Cobus Potgieter, Mike Portnoy and maybe even "The Rev".
1: Have you heard of the YouTube drummer Tim D'onofrio?
2: No, show me some of his shit!
**Shows "Nightmare" drum cover**
2: I think the brightness of his future just blinded me.

- Jimmy Lanz
Tim D'onofrio by jimmylanz September 18, 2011

Tim’s Hail Mary 

When you take a shit in a Tim Hortons, pick it up and throw it at the cashier
My double double wasnt made correctly so I sent her a Tim’s Hail Mary
Tim’s Hail Mary by Vcsm June 7, 2018