Retroactive Threat

A threat made by someone who has already been doing what they are treatening to do, but wants to make you think it's a new threat.

Person 1: If you don't work with me and help me out right now, I'm not going to ever help you again!

Person 2: (sarcastic voice) Woah! Is that a retroactive threat?!?! You haven't helped me out the last 6 times I've asked you. You're so lame.

by thegranitehills September 5, 2010

Deep threat

When you're getting all emotional and take a banana to bed with you. Half of you wants to eat it, the other half wants to talk dirty to it. For some reason ford employees are especially susceptible to the bananas sexiness.

Deep threat
"Ugh I hate you so much banana!! You shoulda never been bor.... what's that you say banana? My pillow is soft?! Why yes it is! I really like yellow. Yellow like the colour of lemons - fuck You banana! You'll never be a lemon!! God you feel so ripe..."

by Gashgirl March 29, 2017

triple threat

A woman with a distinct combination of at least three attractive features.
Usually includes, but is not limited to, a pretty face, a huge peachy booty, and relatively large breasts.

This can also include other feature combinations, such as having a great personality, or a beautiful mind.

I don't always chase after girls. But when I do, she's gotta be a triple threat!

See pretty-thick.

by lewdnano October 27, 2018

threadjacker

A person who intentionally changes the topic in an email or bulletin board thread.

"Jeff was trying to tell everyone about his new computer, but Mike turned it the thread into a conversation about operating systems. Jeff got threadjacked bad; Mike is a serial threadjacker."

by Caroline Sanford December 10, 2007

Hollow threat

Threats that are typically made by Fuck boys with no intentions to follow through

This fuck boy said "he'll fuck me up" nothing but hollow threats.

by Badiiintentions June 16, 2016

po thead

The way you call someone a pothead who would take offense with it

That kid over there is such a po thead, the funniest thing is he thinks no one knows about it

by Hartford Steamer September 30, 2004

Call in a bomb threat

Placing a phone call that evacuates a friend from an uncomfortable or inconvenient situation, effectively offering an excuse to leave.

When I was stuck watching Disney’s Mulan with my youth group, I texted my friend Trachelle and had her call in a bomb threat for me. I’m pretty sure everyone knew my phone call wasn’t really important, but my disdain for Disney movies outweighed any social guilt.

by stice55 November 11, 2010