ping pong thoughts

When your stream of consciousness jumps to contrasting topics in quick succession

Man, the ping pong thoughts are real after forgetting to take my Vyvanse today

by SlyAsesino May 29, 2022

you really thought about it

Meaning that you tried to do something but it went wrong or didn't work out for you.

"wowwww not you trying to pass that test when you didn't study, you really thought about it."

by Savvyisabat April 14, 2022

THOUGHT

Acronym ; gentrified version of THOT
That
Ho
Offering
Up
Good
Hot
Twat

You gotta be a THOUGHT before you can be a THOT.

by StrawberryFun November 5, 2021

Penny for your thoughts

When you get blackout drunk and end the night with a spectacular performance of Irish Yoga unbeknownst to you with your face firmly pressed against a shinny copper penny. Then proceed to present to work the next morning with said shiny copper penny still adhered to your massively hung over forehead.

April - Hey Caleb can I give you a penny for your thoughts?

Caleb - sure whats up?

April - never mind I see you already have one.

by Reedski January 30, 2022

Thought coma

A thought coma occurs when you've been given orders by multiple coworkers, and you keep stuck by all the stuff they said though your brain can't think anymore, and your energy is drained completely.

Coworker 1: What's happening to you?
Coworker 2: Thought coma! I am back from the crisis meeting, they all shout at me orders like violent psychopaths.

by modhek February 2, 2022

thought brother/sister

If everyone was a thought brother/sister, there wouldn't be anyone more in charge than the next, there would be no hierarchy.

A thought brother/sister must be a dream to wake up from, since people seem to want a thought leader more than they want one of those.

by The Original Agahnim February 2, 2022

Thought

After the act of pissing in front of a child

I Just Thought.

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. September 30, 2021