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shit bag tired

When you're training for an endurance race (like Ironman or long distance ultra runs or ultra-swims), with non-stop training, you drag your ass out the door... Every.Single.Day. to get the training done. In the moment of the training, you're in your glory, but when it's all over you could lay down on the ground and fall asleep in less than 30 seconds.
I finished my 3 X 3 mile training run at race pace that started with a two mile warm-up and finished with a two-mile cool down. I'm so shit bag tired, I could lay down in the middle of this sidewalk and fall asleep right away.
by Calgarian-man June 1, 2018
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mexican flat tire

A prank similar to a flat tire, but after you remove the shoe, you grab it and run away as fast as possible.
- John: During the football game, Derek totally gave me mexican flat tire!
by ionix January 23, 2014
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Kansas Tire Fight

When your cousin fucks you in the ass and gives you a prolapsed anus (rosebud) and you ate Chipotle earlier in the day, so you get diarrhea and your anus looks like a tire
Last week I had a Kansas Tire Fight with my cousin Sandy.
by Heidra January 1, 2018
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Dead man tired

So tired you are unable to move and appear to be deceased to the naked eye.
I pulled an all nighter last night and now I am dead man tired.
by Humanbean201513 November 18, 2018
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butt ass tired

Beyond all levels of tiredness. The most extreme level of being tired.
Crystal, I am so butt ass tired that I could pass out right now.

I am too butt ass tired to be able to fall asleep.
by Brettwads December 24, 2020
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Legs'er lil tired

When you consume a large amount of alcohol and you blame you're stumbling on your legs being a lil tired
Man 1: (man stumbles over stairs) man my legs'er lil tired

Man 2: no they aren't you're monged!
by Opposum March 8, 2021
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blowin out tires

Driving recklessly through a rough environment (either off-road or deep urban)
"We were pimpin in the woods, we were blowin out tires" -- Skin on What It's Like EP
by J. April 2, 2003
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