It is when you are driving on a bumpy road while a girl with braces gives you a blowjob from the back seat and when you hit a big bump the braces tear your foreskin.
Guy 1: “my dick really hurts man.”
Guy 2: “I didn’t need to know that dude.”
Guy 1: “yeah I was getting some rocky road head.”
Guy 2: “eww, shut the fuck up I don’t want to hear this!”
Guy 2: “I didn’t need to know that dude.”
Guy 1: “yeah I was getting some rocky road head.”
Guy 2: “eww, shut the fuck up I don’t want to hear this!”
by HelplessButter October 29, 2019

Ralph: "Hey, you thirsty? How 'bout a Rocky Ralph?"
Bryant: "Love one! Had a tough day."
Ralph: "I'm sorry. I know you love this."
Bryant: "Thanks. Better double up on the Bailey's; it was a really tough day!"
R+B slainte
Bryant: "Love one! Had a tough day."
Ralph: "I'm sorry. I know you love this."
Bryant: "Thanks. Better double up on the Bailey's; it was a really tough day!"
R+B slainte
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 9, 2010

a high school in Rocky River Ohio with cool seniors, fugly freshmen, and a baller football and track team
by Quandale D. May 4, 2022

A kid that has a small dick and is usually toxic online but is too scared to talk shit in real life because he is too scared to get his ass beat
by stfugone May 1, 2019

by YasssKween May 20, 2022

by Khaki86 October 9, 2023

rocky is a kinez looking mf who needs to get hit by a truck . he can’t speak english at all. drives a audi and ain’t know it had wifi that’s how slow he is .
by dinohater123 September 9, 2021
