National tell your best friend your crush day is on August 31. This is for the people with stubborn best friends, so maybe on August 31 they will finally budge.
Best friend 1: hey its national tell your best friend your crush day
Best friend 2: omg no way?!?!?! are you finally gonna tell me??
Best friend 1: yes i guess... its &@^^@**@&@
Best friend 2: omg no way?!?!?! are you finally gonna tell me??
Best friend 1: yes i guess... its &@^^@**@&@
by yourwelcomebtww August 29, 2023
Get the national tell your best friend your crush daymug. When are your going to do what I want?
Fat bald faggoot "Why are you telling... People to murder children?"
Hym "Why aren't you talking about the targeted harassment? Is it because this is and always has been about turning me into the bad guy in perpetuity from now until I'm in a state of complete subservience and it has nothing to do with your child's safety and everything to do with making me feel inadequate because you know the second I figure out you're being preferentially selected for we are going to have a problem that only child murder can solve?"
Hym "Why aren't you talking about the targeted harassment? Is it because this is and always has been about turning me into the bad guy in perpetuity from now until I'm in a state of complete subservience and it has nothing to do with your child's safety and everything to do with making me feel inadequate because you know the second I figure out you're being preferentially selected for we are going to have a problem that only child murder can solve?"
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
Get the Why are you telling...mug. person: i have something to tell you…. i’m not gonna buy the skibidi toilet mug
person 2: yea me neither lol
person 2: yea me neither lol
by pptepengy August 15, 2024
Get the i have something to tell youmug. by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 8, 2025
Get the If Individuals Feels This Raped, Tell Them To Buy Vitamic Cmug. An strong expression used to ironically jeopardize the credibility of one's claim (actually one's yap). Often following a statement that shows where the inconsistency of the claim figures.
"Person" A: I kid you not! I'm israeli and this land belongs to us, we came from it 3000 years ago!!
Person B: Belongs to you but somehow your DNA is 70% Polish and 20% Russia.. Yeah tell me about it
Person B: Belongs to you but somehow your DNA is 70% Polish and 20% Russia.. Yeah tell me about it
by kildyerustheannihalator471 April 12, 2025
Get the Tell me aboutmug. smoke mariganja
it started as "let's smoke", then it became "let's toke", then it fiercely evolved into "let's joke", then i added the "tell some" in a suave attempt to evade the popo and confuse my friends.
it started as "let's smoke", then it became "let's toke", then it fiercely evolved into "let's joke", then i added the "tell some" in a suave attempt to evade the popo and confuse my friends.
"Hey DOOD, let's go tell some jokes"
"NA SON, GOTSA HIT THE BOOKS"
"Fuck you nigga, imma slime on yo front porch"
"NA SON, GOTSA HIT THE BOOKS"
"Fuck you nigga, imma slime on yo front porch"
by PuhPADDYDDIESALSONnanana January 1, 2012
Get the tell some jokesmug. by greenseqquoiaocean October 23, 2020
Get the EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRTmug.