by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Angel Hellstrom JOse RObles Lips Tastes Like Moist Pancake Syrup<.7.9.7.6.> mug.An act in which one plans to attend several parties or social events without the intention of staying for long. Usually, one takes advantage of any combination of free drugs, alcohol, swagger, or information and leaves quickly afterwards.
George: "Hey, bro, what are you doing tonight?"
Jordan: "I dunno I heard there is a fashion expo and three parties tonight."
George: "Which will you attend"
Jordan: "I am tryna get my drank on, so I might just go event-tasting"
Jordan: "I dunno I heard there is a fashion expo and three parties tonight."
George: "Which will you attend"
Jordan: "I am tryna get my drank on, so I might just go event-tasting"
by J Blagh October 15, 2011
Get the Event-Tasting mug.Used to describe when something was terrible. Can be used for awkward social interactions, bad-tasting food, an event that was a total let down, or when you have to give great customer service to a total asshole.
*you escape from an awkward social interaction where everyone was struggling and failing miserably to make conversation*
"Man, that tasted like Jesus."
*person eats something rotten*
"Ew! " *spits out food* "Dont eat that, that shit tastes like Jesus!"
"Man, that tasted like Jesus."
*person eats something rotten*
"Ew! " *spits out food* "Dont eat that, that shit tastes like Jesus!"
by Someplace Dude August 21, 2016
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Get the Taste mug.To taste a finger, cock,dildo,or any other phallic shape after it has entered both the colan(man,or woman's)and vagina or any other orifice from another living creature during coitus
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