Cards for Tards

Flashcards made by tard individuals to succeed on examinations (usually via computer because tards lack comprehensive handwriting and won't be able to understand what they wrote)
Normal people do not need flashcards to study.
Viknesh: Yo i made some Anki flashcards to study for the bio test. U should do it too or else you'll fail.

Melvin: YEA AII!! I aint making no 'cards for tards' out here. Ima harverd nigga.
by The Tard Shepherd May 13, 2019
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Tard Keeper

A teacher or aide that is in charge of watching retarded students.
I was walking down the hall and this tard started to molest me. Finally the tard keeper realized what was going on and put a stop to it.
by Ryan Ristow September 06, 2007
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army tard

An army tard is someone who may or may not have served in the armed forces, but insists that everything about the army is 'really cool' and 'patriotic'. Army tards usually display stickers on their vehicles indicating their rank or unit affiliation or some other type of military related jargon, which makes them feel 'special'. Army tards at the university level, to include ROTC cadets, usually stand out as those who maintain 'regulation haircuts', walk as if they're in an imaginary formation, and engage in really loud army-related conversations with other army tards.
Army tard 1: "Hey man, I can't wait to go to Iraq/Afghanistan. I hear all they do is work out all day and the food's really good!"

Army tard 2: "Yeah dude me too, but before I go, I'm buying an authentic K-BAR to attach to my right boot."

Army tard 1: "I don't know what i'd do without the army!"

Army tard 2: "Yeah, me too!"
by terminalsoup March 01, 2010
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Smart tard

Timmy the handicapped boy goes to work everyday and does his job well, he sure is a smart tard! ;)
by jphkelowna May 13, 2010
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Bull Tard

A degenerate gambler who always thinks the crypto market is going to go up. The most famous example of a bull-tard is a person called 'Scipio'
"Scipio was such a bull tard last night" says Anon, "yeh I know, wtf why was he such a bull tard, bitcoin was never going to reach 16k"
by Monetae_Anon April 08, 2020
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tard fringe

A hairstyle in which the fringe is cut to finish well above the eyebrows, resulting in the wearer looking mentally subnormal.
"Lula used to look so hot until she got a tard fringe, now I don't know if I should date her or mop up her drool."
by Space Coyote August 02, 2007
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Hot-tarded

Incredibly gorgeous, incredibly dumb.
"OMG, that chick over at the ATM is SO hot!"
"Dude, she thinks it's a vending machine"
"Meh, hot-tarded, but hot"
by jjudy April 29, 2009
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