tampon tip

When a woman in the service industry is unusually hostile to you for no reason.

Man, what the hell did we do to get this type of crappy service from her? I don't know, do you think we should give her a tip? Yeah, a tampon tip.

by Anne E. Moore July 5, 2007

Emotional tampon

overwhelmed emotionally

The Youtube video of. The famous double rainbow was narrated by a emotional tampon.

by Knobnbobber February 18, 2018

Temper Tampon

A meltdown at a store or service that can't provide the item or service needed.
A temper tantrum that can be confused with an angry menstrual cycle.

Bitch at the hardware store didn't have my washer gasket! I went full blown Temper Tampon!

by AlabamaRoy June 12, 2022

Tampon

NRL pretender Kalyn Ponga, in for 1 week out for 3 weeks.

Tampon, alternatively know as a million dollar a year athlete Kalyn Ponga, in for 1 week out for 3.

by Knoughtspoon April 1, 2022

Tampon

A long string that people use to ‘block up blood from internal bleeding so it doesn’t look like they have pissed there selves and guess what lads they only come for girls this is because the world is sexist and should be fine for a man to use a tampon in his ass :)

Dam girl I’m a man and I want to use a tampon

by Saminman October 21, 2018

Marine Tampon

When kicking in a door and kill everyone and everything then come out bloody and none of it is yours

I'm going in like a Marine Tampon. All geared up and coming out bloody but none of it is mine…

by Crazycox April 21, 2022

used tampon

any, all, and every dangerous, used penises that was previously inserted into anyone else

"Girl! I had no idea he was a used tampon. We met last night but I wouldn't have thought that he ever did that before!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022