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Temper Tampon

A meltdown at a store or service that can't provide the item or service needed.
A temper tantrum that can be confused with an angry menstrual cycle.
Bitch at the hardware store didn't have my washer gasket! I went full blown Temper Tampon!
by AlabamaRoy June 12, 2022
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Tampon Tax

also known as period tax or pink tax; a sales tax/ added value charged on feminine hygiene products such as tampons and pads. While other necessities are tax exempt, feminine hygiene products are not. They are instead taxed as luxury items.

an unjust tax and form of gender discrimination, causing women to pay more, highlighting the prominence of men in government, and hurting young and financially unstable women.
When asked the male equivalence, some may say condoms, however they are necessary to both parties.
This tax exemption bill has been passed in a few states in the United States, Australia, the UK, and a few other countries.
Come on government, abolish the tampon tax so women can afford tampons.
Obama believes the tampon tax exists because men were the ones who made these laws.
by alycam November 27, 2022
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Marine Tampon

When kicking in a door and kill everyone and everything then come out bloody and none of it is yours
I'm going in like a Marine Tampon. All geared up and coming out bloody but none of it is mine…
by Crazycox April 21, 2022
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Tampon Time

When your friend doesn’t know how to use a tampon so you all gather in the bathroom to teach her
friend 1- GUYS ITS TAMPON TIME
friend 2- oh god
friend 1- I CANT FIND THE HOLE
friend 3- ITS RIGHT HERE
by imma get u 😯 🔫 May 4, 2022
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Chocolate tampon

A completely useless item or person
The new apprentice is as much use as a chocolate tampon
by Snoopmog October 9, 2022
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Tampon

NRL pretender Kalyn Ponga, in for 1 week out for 3 weeks.
Tampon, alternatively know as a million dollar a year athlete Kalyn Ponga, in for 1 week out for 3.
by Knoughtspoon April 1, 2022
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Black Market Tampon

Don’t trust a Black Market tampon, for they may have used fiberglass instead of cotton.
Ms, smith: Man this black market tampon I bought sucks.
Me: dumbass.
by Jxckson April 1, 2022
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